BDBohnzie

"Hey there sweetie, how old are you?"
"16."
"18? You're first."
"Mom!"
"I like where this is goin'! Giggidy, giggidy, gig-gi-dy!"

"Hello, 911? It's Quagmire. Yeah, it's caught in the window this time."

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Bad Things man, I mean bad things...

Don't forget about Andre the Giant who weighed over 500 pounds but ended up selling the title to Ted Dibiase in a shocking display of venality. Sure the Giant was good, but was he great? You make the call. - Courtesy of djnemo65