| Re: Antwaan Randle El vs. 900 pound bear
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Originally Posted by Monksdown  ARE with a spear wins every time. Find a convenient pole vault mount. Call the bear dirty names until he charges you. Place blunt end of spear behind you in pole vault mount. Aim for his heart as he charges, which means low, and lift as he crashes into you. And then i hope you've been saved, because you're both going to meet jesus. | You just watched the movie The Edge with Anthony Hopkins, didn't you?
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