Turn it to Travel Channel...

dude, you've got crabs on your sack? ;)

Not since college... :headbange

I ... am an animal in the sack.

Unfortunately, being a crazed lemur in bed just ain't all that.

What a lemur lacks in size he makes up for with tenacity.

Yes - I have heard (although I have never tried it) that maniacally clinging to a woman's leg during sex is considered quite the turn on. And we won't even go into all the furry bits ...

What a lemur lacks in size he makes up for with tenacity.

Don't fool yourselves, gents, it's all about speed and accuracy.

Don't fool yourselves, gents, it's all about speed and accuracy.

LOL - yes, high on every woman's list is "speed". As for "accuracy", certain things are just assumed - accuracy better be one of them. If you ain't hitting the hole 99.999% of the time then your just jerking off.

There's "finishing speed" and then there's "ramming speed". Note the distinction. ;)

There's "finishing speed" and then there's "ramming speed". Note the distinction. ;)

I think I begin to see the difference - which reminds of joke I heard:

If she says, "faster faster" - No problem, happy to accomadate;

If she says, "harder harder" - No problem, MORE than happy to accomodate;

If she says "deeper deeper" - Than the bitch better start spouting Socrates 'cause we as deep as we gonna go.

LOL! Nice one.