Marcus Vick's new team?

you absolutely cannot give him a shot until he gets his sh*t straight with some other sucker... I mean team (or league).

You got that right.

If marcus vick does not catch on with some nfl team he will be in prison within 2 years.i think the over/under in vegas is 18 months

i think the over/under in vegas is 18 months

Something tells me that that is probably not far from the truth.

i think the over/under in vegas is 18 months

Give me the under.

that is some hot action!
gotta let it ride

I'll take the over. If there's one thing that can change your direction in the court systems, it's having money. Vick won't go to jail unless he kills someone. Even then...

Jesus fucking Christ, the kid made a mistake. Let him correct himself. Quit playa hating.

Ok, just to recap and make sure we're all doing the same math:

"a mistake" =

Sept. 2, 2003 — Suspended for one game by coach Frank Beamer for undisclosed reason.
Feb. 17, 2004 — Arrested without incident and charged with four misdemeanors — three for allegedly allowing the underage girls to have alcohol and one for allegedly having sex with a 15-year-old at a January party. Released on $2,500 bond.
May 14, 2004 — Convicted of three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and sentenced to 30 days in jail and fined $2,250. Found innocent of having sex with the 15-year-old.
July 3, 2004 — Charged with reckless driving and possession of marijuana after a traffic stop about 25 miles east of Richmond at 2:30 a.m. Police said he was clocked at 86 mph, 21 mph above the speed limit, and that the vehicle stunk of marijuana.
July 6, 2004 — Indefinitely suspended from football team for off-field problems.
Aug. 3, 2004 — Suspended from the university for the 2004 season on same day he pleads guilty to reckless driving and no contest to marijuana possession in New Kent. Is fined $300, has driver's license suspended for 60 days and is placed in a first offender program on the marijuana charge, requiring that he perform 24 hours of community service, undergo drug counseling and random drug tests, and give up his driver's license for six months.
Oct. 1, 2005 — Leads No. 3 Hokies to 34-20 victory at West Virginia, and makes obscene gesture to fans who have been calling him names related to past problems throughout the game. He apologized a day later.
Dec. 17, 2005 - Stopped for speeding and driving with a revoked or suspended license in Hampton, VA
Jan. 2, 2006 — Leads Virginia Tech to a 35-24 win over Louisville in Gator Bowl. In the game, he stomped on the left calf of Cardinals All-American defensive end Elvis Dumervil, the NCAA sacks leader. Claims the incident was accidental and that he apologized to Dumervil, who denies ever receiving apology.
Jan. 6, 2006 — Is kicked off team at Virginia Tech for legal trouble and unsportsmanlike conduct in Gator Bowl.
Jan. 9, 2006 - Arrested on charges of brandishing a firearm in McDonald's parking lot, and generally being a dick. (Okay, we made that last part up, but after you read everything else above, it sort of follows doesn't it?)

Ok, that's all. Just wanted to make sure that everyone is on the same page as to what constitutes "a mistake."

miami=place marcus vick shouldnt go. he needs to go to a quiet town like green bay or buffalo or something where its not as easy to get distracted and get into trouble. maybe like a kansas city or something. south beach will get him into trouble if he stays with miami

Actually he'd probably feel right at home and blend in pretty well, what with Miami being the drug capital of the U.S. and having a homicide rate three times the national average.

Hell, he could stomp on the legs of all sorts of people, screw high school chicks and maybe even bust a cap in a few McDonalds employees and nobody would probably notice.

Somebody has to be the opening day QB for Miami. If Joey Harrington is the other option, then why not Marcus Vick?

If I had to pick between them, I'd take Joey, but if I'm Saban I don't trade a 4th rounder for a guy like Harrington if I can get a Cleo Lemon or a Marcus Vick ready, why would I trade for Harrington?

Of course, Culpepper could be ready, and then none of this means anything.

Ok, just to recap and make sure we're all doing the same math:

"a mistake" =

Sept. 2, 2003 — Suspended for one game by coach Frank Beamer for undisclosed reason.
Feb. 17, 2004 — Arrested without incident and charged with four misdemeanors — three for allegedly allowing the underage girls to have alcohol and one for allegedly having sex with a 15-year-old at a January party. Released on $2,500 bond.
May 14, 2004 — Convicted of three counts of contributing to the delinquency of a minor and sentenced to 30 days in jail and fined $2,250. Found innocent of having sex with the 15-year-old.
July 3, 2004 — Charged with reckless driving and possession of marijuana after a traffic stop about 25 miles east of Richmond at 2:30 a.m. Police said he was clocked at 86 mph, 21 mph above the speed limit, and that the vehicle stunk of marijuana.
July 6, 2004 — Indefinitely suspended from football team for off-field problems.
Aug. 3, 2004 — Suspended from the university for the 2004 season on same day he pleads guilty to reckless driving and no contest to marijuana possession in New Kent. Is fined $300, has driver's license suspended for 60 days and is placed in a first offender program on the marijuana charge, requiring that he perform 24 hours of community service, undergo drug counseling and random drug tests, and give up his driver's license for six months.
Oct. 1, 2005 — Leads No. 3 Hokies to 34-20 victory at West Virginia, and makes obscene gesture to fans who have been calling him names related to past problems throughout the game. He apologized a day later.
Dec. 17, 2005 - Stopped for speeding and driving with a revoked or suspended license in Hampton, VA
Jan. 2, 2006 — Leads Virginia Tech to a 35-24 win over Louisville in Gator Bowl. In the game, he stomped on the left calf of Cardinals All-American defensive end Elvis Dumervil, the NCAA sacks leader. Claims the incident was accidental and that he apologized to Dumervil, who denies ever receiving apology.
Jan. 6, 2006 — Is kicked off team at Virginia Tech for legal trouble and unsportsmanlike conduct in Gator Bowl.
Jan. 9, 2006 - Arrested on charges of brandishing a firearm in McDonald's parking lot, and generally being a dick. (Okay, we made that last part up, but after you read everything else above, it sort of follows doesn't it?)

Ok, that's all. Just wanted to make sure that everyone is on the same page as to what constitutes "a mistake."

:funnypost LOL, "It's funny 'cause it's true."