F... the circus

Last night i took my kids to see the circus, and let me tell you , IT WAS HORRIBLE.
Sitting in the bleachers was like assembly time back in high school. My ass went numb after about 15 minutes and the heat under that tent was unbearable.Not only did it smell like elephant ass, but everything was sooo damn expensive! 5 dollars for a 20oz. soda.5 DOLLARS!
But most of all, the thing that bothered me the most was NO CIRCUS FREAKS! Thats right.... No bearded lady.... and no elephant man.

now i understand that its for kids but not even the kids were having a good time. A bunch of screaming little brats crying because mommy wont buy them a 15 dollar ballon. That right 15 dollars for a 2 dollar ballon. F... the circus

just take a clown hostage next time and give out demands.

As a dad, i just wanted my kids to be able to see some real live freaks!


Not just the every day, run of the mill freaks like you may find at walmart

The circus angers me anyway because you pay Cirque Du Soleil prices for crap.

$5 for a soda...sounds like FedEx Field prices. WOW!

Nomads you know.....small hands.....smell like cabbage.

at least you can go to fedex and be entertained.