The Problem with Today's Kids

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SmootSmack
06-09-2006, 02:12 PM
In other words he vacated the position and it's now open?

That one sentence works on so many levels when talking about the porno business.

Well played mheisig

TheMalcolmConnection
06-09-2006, 02:12 PM
Well you're assuming he's working weekends - I gotta figure he's going to at least take a day or two off every week so his johnson doesn't just wear right off.

So we're looking at about 15 times a week - a bit more mangeable. He must be hella tired when he gets home from work ever day though...

He did it from home in his private mansion. I think he was upset at it because he started this at the age of 15-16. I bet if he started at like 19, he'd do it forever.

mheisig
06-09-2006, 02:17 PM
He did it from home in his private mansion. I think he was upset at it because he started this at the age of 15-16. I bet if he started at like 19, he'd do it forever.

So he got to work from home too?? This kid is just spoiled.

That is so my kind of telecommuting...

TheMalcolmConnection
06-09-2006, 02:18 PM
Yup, he did it from home. He ran away from home after his first year "in the business" moved down to Mexico, bought his own mansion, and proceeded to film himself 3-4 times a day with different ladies and posted them to the internet for cash.

They said each month he averaged around $10,000. I have to find this story for you guys...

ArtMonkDrillz
06-09-2006, 02:33 PM
So he was the Mexican Dirk Diggler? Fantastico!

TheMalcolmConnection
06-09-2006, 02:33 PM
Viva La Coochie!

ArtMonkDrillz
06-09-2006, 03:10 PM
Oh man, only a few more posts and I won't be "special" anymore regardless of what my mom and all those alternative schools say!

TheMalcolmConnection
06-09-2006, 03:10 PM
Your mom can say all she wants. It's the bus that gives you away.

ArtMonkDrillz
06-09-2006, 03:39 PM
Your mom can say all she wants. It's the bus that gives you away.

the bus or the helmet/velcro shoes combo.


"I WORK AT BURGER KING
MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS!

DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE"

That Guy
06-09-2006, 05:29 PM
the bus or the helmet/velcro shoes combo.


"I WORK AT BURGER KING
MAKING FLAME BROILED WHOPPERS!

DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE
DING, FRIES ARE DONE" speaking of which, you know those papa john's pizza boxes? a lot of them are assembled by retarded slave labor (they work for pizza!).

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