Who's having the BEST WEEK EVER?

you do know amd, that they make medicine for that now.

Yeah, but you need a prescription. Can I borrow yours?

BURN!

its in the mail

AMD I was going to hook you up with some Viagra, but those herpes jokes really hurt my feelings.

AMD I was going to hook you up with some Viagra, but those herpes jokes really hurt my feelings.

That's alright, I can't get any girls to come back to my parent's basement anyways.

That's alright, I can't get any girls to come back to my parent's basement anyways.

Doesn't mean you can't have a little "me time." You know, spank the monkey. Choke the chicken. Flog the dolphin.

Ian Smith is having the BEST WEEK ever.

I'm now having the Best Week ever. Well, a good week at least. We just wrapped up getting a house at the beach in August. Who's house you ask, the mother of Sports Center anchorman Scott Van Pelt of course. That's how we roll.

I'm now having the Best Week ever. Well, a good week at least. We just wrapped up getting a house at the beach in August. Who's house you ask, the mother of Sports Center anchorman Scott Van Pelt of course. That's how we roll.

Will you be able to score more chicks there than in your parent's basement?

You're living in his mother's basement?

Oh well, I guess it's not family at least.

No, I'll be staying at his mom's beach house. I doubt there's a basement, what with the fact that you can't dig too deep at the beach and all. And yes, hooking up with skanky girls at the beach has actually become a specialty of mine.