Worst Week Ever?

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ArtMonkDrillz
06-21-2006, 04:35 PM
OR you just aided a friend in a threesome, which is commedable.

You're just going to make him even more bitter over this.

gibbsisgod
06-21-2006, 05:07 PM
A three seat convertible? WTF?

Sounds like your bro wanted to have his way with the 2 chicks and didn't wan't another Johnson involved.

You, my friend, just got cock blocked.i have a cock block story and it sure as hell ruined my night.

i was getting some much needed oral action from the mrs. last night. the youngest kid was sleeping and my oldest was watching cartoons in my room. i was on the couch enjoying the moment when i feel a tap on the shoulder and it was my oldest."daddy can i have a candy bar?" i would have given her the keys to the car if she asked for it. needless to say she ruined the moment and if i dont get what the mrs couldn't finish i will be having the worst week ever.

mheisig
06-21-2006, 05:08 PM
i have a cock block story and it sure as hell ruined my night.

i was getting some much needed oral action from the mrs. last night. the youngest kid was sleeping and my oldest was watching cartoons in my room. i was on the couch enjoying the moment when i feel a tap on the shoulder and it was my oldest."daddy can i have a candy bar?" i would have given her the keys to the car if she asked for it. needless to say she ruined the moment and if i dont get what the mrs couldn't finish i will be having the worst week ever.

I am deeply disturbed...deeply...

gibbsisgod
06-21-2006, 05:21 PM
I am deeply disturbed...deeply...YOU? i was the victim here. i think my rights were violated!

ArtMonkDrillz
06-21-2006, 05:47 PM
YOU? i was the victim here. i think my rights were violated!

I think your kid is the victim. Looks like you're gonna be paying for therapy in a few years buddy.

mooby
06-21-2006, 05:49 PM
You should have offered your lap to one of the girls if you were a TRUE baller. :)

I would've, but seeing as how the girls were like 14, i decided against it, because i don't want to be labeled as a pedophile.

mheisig
06-21-2006, 05:50 PM
I think your kid is the victim. Looks like you're gonna be paying for therapy in a few years buddy.

Yeah SOMEbody is going to therapy, and I may tag along.

I think GiGity's kid clearly gets the Worst Week Ever award. Makes Strahan's situation look like a real ball. Ha, get it?

mooby
06-21-2006, 05:51 PM
A three seat convertible? WTF?

Sounds like your bro wanted to have his way with the 2 chicks and didn't wan't another Johnson involved.

You, my friend, just got cock blocked.

Yeah your right. And i wouldn't define it as a three seat convertible, it was just one of those deals where instead of having two seats and a space to put shit in between, it was like a long row seat. Either way, it still sucks.

gibbsisgod
06-21-2006, 05:55 PM
when you guys have kids you will understand. its hard to get some quality time with the wife. if you lock the bedroom door they are there knocking, if you go to the shower they are like where's daddy,mommy to whoever they know is in there.

if anyone needs therapy its me. physical therapy on my junk!

ArtMonkDrillz
06-21-2006, 05:57 PM
if anyone needs therapy its me. physical therapy on my junk!

did your wife get scared and jerk her head back to fast? Or worse yet, bite down? (I cringed as I typed that)

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