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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > W00t! 500th Log in W00t! 500th Pages : 1 2 3 [4] 5 6 gibbsisgod 06-22-2006, 02:00 PM i dont lol. its against man law! gibbsisgod 06-22-2006, 02:02 PM look at his signature. I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiberhave you seen the episode of seinfeld where kramer misses his chance? mheisig 06-22-2006, 02:02 PM look at his signature. I need to start drinking more water an eating more fiber I'll let you in on the secret of my Massive Crap diet if you help me find my Man Card and virginity. TheMalcolmConnection 06-22-2006, 02:06 PM C.E.O of B.M. You can be president. ArtMonkDrillz 06-22-2006, 02:18 PM i dont lol. its against man law! I was mocking you and your use of the term "sig." But now that I've thought about it, that's not the same as using IM lingo so nevermind. ArtMonkDrillz 06-22-2006, 02:19 PM I'll let you in on the secret of my Massive Crap diet if you help me find my Man Card and virginity. you're on your own, I can poop just fine thanks. mheisig 06-22-2006, 02:26 PM No one will help me...even when I offer my closely guarded secrets. 724Skinsfan 06-22-2006, 02:28 PM Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet: 20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat) 190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking) Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate. This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive! mheisig 06-22-2006, 02:29 PM Recommended recipe for Massive Crap Diet: 20oz Porterhouse steak (yes, you must also eat the fat) 190oz Budweiser (even if its not to your liking) Consume above ingredients within 2 1/2/ hours. For best results go to bed soon after. Upon waking up in the morning, hold off from taking a crap for as long as possible. Drink at least 20 additonal oz of Budweiser and then procede to poopitate. This may not reach the considerable mass of the CofEP but I guarantee it will be impressive! Ha! What an amatuer. ArtMonkDrillz 06-22-2006, 02:38 PM Ha! What an amatuer. Remember everybody, this guy's going to be a cop, and those guys can dump! My buddy is a cop, he just bought a house and needed a roommate but I said no because of the horror that is his dumps. I've lived in dorms and ghetto student housing, I don't want to live in a port-o-potty.