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What's the worst any of you have gotten while watching a game on TV/in person?

If I got too hammered it would be bad. Usually I would consider myself "respectfully loud" when I go to games (except to other fans, and then I'm just a dick who feels empowered by the fact that I'm surrounded by other Skins fans). But at the Riaders game last year I got WAY to drunk, I had 2 40's and must have bonged about 5 beers plus we were doing keg stands, and I could not stop dropping the F-bomb when I was actually in my seat. I was in much better seats than I'm used to and there were kids everywhere who's parents were begging me to shut up, but "F THAT!" I was miserable when I finally got home that night.

I get like that, but normally I bring a huge group so that I can drop all the fuck bombs I want. Last year during the Dallas game I was sitting behind this Dallas fan in a hard hat (which I CANNOT believe he wore to an opposing team's stadium) and everytime the Skins scored or Bledsoe got sacked I would laugh HEARTILY right in the back of his head. Like I got as close I as I could and yelled at him. I was like, YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOY!"

They ended up leaving by halftime. This REALLY drunk guy kept walking by him and was like, "What's wrong JJ (the guy was also wearing a Julius Jones jersey)? Your JJ can't take a hit?!"

What's the worst any of you have gotten while watching a game on TV/in person?

During the Seahawks playoff game last year I got to Buffalo Wild Wings at noon to make sure I had a seat in front of the screen and drank all the way up until game time. ONE Cowboys fan was there just to be a jackass and clapped obnoxiously in my ear when the Seahawks did something good. So I chested him and the whole bar is like KICK HIS ASS, KICK HIS ASS. Fiancee got TOTALLY embarassed and walked out and then the manager asked me to leave.

Fiancee's worst moment was opening day when we first met Gmanc. I gave her a whole bottle of champagne at breakfast and screwdrivers all morning. She layed in the parking lot right after meeting his parent's and girlfriend and threw up in the parking lot.

Fiancee's worst moment was opening day when we first met Gmanc. I gave her a whole bottle of champagne at breakfast and screwdrivers all morning. She layed in the parking lot right after meeting his parent's and girlfriend and threw up in the parking lot.

Fantastic!

I forgot to mention that at the raiders game I also managed to rip my jeans from the knee up to the crotch somehow while doing bonging a beer with some random rednecks. Luckily I happpened to have some Skins PJ pants in the car, so I just wore them over my jeans. Apparently I kept reaching into my pants and yelling, "I ripped my damn jeans" for almost the entire tailgate, and then I knocked half a turkey (we brought a deep frier to the game b/c it was close to Thanksgiving) onto the ground. I was no a popular person that day.

I love drunken stories. You should find the drunken post page on here.

I love drunken stories. You should find the drunken post page on here.

I'll have to check that out. Drunken tales are the best! There should be a national holiday where everyone just gets completely shit-faced just for the stories. We could call it Fodder Day.

Every time I get shit-faced it's for the stories.

Ahh, deep fryers...a grand tradition for another time.

Bengals Pre-season game, went a few buddies. Tailgated in parking lot, had a little to eat and some beers. Got inside, buying beers 2 at a time for the entire game (talk about expensive). Tailgated some more afterwards, so a few more beers. Had a few beers in the car on the way home. Got back to my buddy's house, go to get in my car, and the rumbles start. Decide to hightail it for the nearest bush and puke my brains out (AMD will tell ya, I'm a puker). After that, felt fine, got in the car, got home...

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