Giving New Meaning to the Term "I Drive a Stick"

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SmootSmack
07-01-2006, 01:22 AM
http://cbs13.com/topstories/topstories_story_180174619.html

jamf
07-01-2006, 02:22 AM
I guess all the freaks are in minnasota

number21isabadman
07-01-2006, 02:36 AM
dude, one word WOW. I mean really are you that busy of a person that you can't wait 20 mins to spank the pud.

BigSKINBauer
07-01-2006, 03:39 AM
I was once driving in my uncle's car and it has TVs in it and we had a movie on and at the stop light a nudey scene came up and the lady in the SUV next to us gave me and my friend a clearly noticable disgusted look. It was clear we weren't watching a porno because it was like a movie and it was just some nude people but I guess I should be more considerate of the children in other cars.

BrudLee
07-01-2006, 07:36 AM
Outstanding. I wish I had crazy skills like being 6'9" so I could rub one out on the highway.

dmek25
07-01-2006, 07:37 AM
if im the other guy in the accident i want a fully loade escallade to forget about everything. and spanking the monkey is to be done in private, mostly at home. maybe a man law. and another question, where did he deposit the goods once he finished?

Beemnseven
07-01-2006, 08:17 AM
He was "masturbating himself" ???

Good thing the Virginia State Legislature got a hold of this problem before it started by banning pornography in car-mounted DVD players.






Huh -huh, "got a hold" huh-huh.

hooskins
07-01-2006, 01:17 PM
jerking off on the road is kinda lame, but road head is awesome......

TheMalcolmConnection
07-01-2006, 05:08 PM
To steal a Leno joke...


...Does this make it a car-jack? ZING.

ArtMonkDrillz
07-01-2006, 05:13 PM
Ahhhhhhhhh skeet-skeet-skeet mothafuckas

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