traffic court

It's actually worked for me a few times, I'd say it's 50/50.

Just call it the Law of Rod.

Next time I'll just tell the copper that I'm droppin' it like it's hot.

He'll know what I'm talking about.

And when he opens up his shirt to reveal the Gardner jersey he's wearing underneath, you're in trouble.

Then again, I guess if a cop is opening up his uniform for you at ALL, you're in trouble.

I guess it's the new "Lick it or Ticket" campaign going on in VA.

I guess it's the new "Lick it or Ticket" campaign going on in VA.

You're a strange one.

Keeps it interesting around here though.

And when he opens up his shirt to reveal the Gardner jersey he's wearing underneath, you're in trouble.

Then again, I guess if a cop is opening up his uniform for you at ALL, you're in trouble.

I guess it's the new "Lick it or Ticket" campaign going on in VA.

And if he starts beating you with his stick with a Rod jersey on, you are really in trouble.

Rod fan beating you with his rod = not fun

I was driving in DC one afternoon when a cop pulled me over. So he approaches the car, I roll down the window, and he says "You know it's illegal to drive without a seatbelt." To which I reply, "thanks for the tip" as I tug on the seatbelt that's strapped around me. Then he says you know it's illegal to talk on your cell phone while driving, and I say "But I wasn't talking on my cell phone, and even if I was it's not illegal in DC to talk on your cell phone while driving" (at that time it wasn't illegal yet). Then he says "You know you rolled right past that Stop sign there." To which I say "No I didn't" and he says "I saw you" and I say "You also saw me without my seatbelt on talking on my cell phone apparently."

So he wrote me up a ticket for the "rolling stop" and warned me not to give him any more lip. I challenged it, I didn't even go to court actually. I wrote to his supervisor and explained that it was apparent he was just trying to find a reason to give me a ticket and that if he doesn't even know what's allowed or not allowed (see cell phone law) then why is he even on the force?

So his boss wrote me back and apologized for the mistreatment and tore up the ticket. It wasn't a super hefty fine, but still it's the principle of it all.

I was driving in DC one afternoon when a cop pulled me over. So he approaches the car, I roll down the window, and he says "You know it's illegal to drive without a seatbelt." To which I reply, "thanks for the tip" as I tug on the seatbelt that's strapped around me. Then he says you know it's illegal to talk on your cell phone while driving, and I say "But I wasn't talking on my cell phone, and even if I was it's not illegal in DC to talk on your cell phone while driving" (at that time it wasn't illegal yet). Then he says "You know you rolled right past that Stop sign there." To which I say "No I didn't" and he says "I saw you" and I say "You also saw me without my seatbelt on talking on my cell phone apparently."

So he wrote me up a ticket for the "rolling stop" and warned me not to give him any more lip. I challenged it, I didn't even go to court actually. I wrote to his supervisor and explained that it was apparent he was just trying to find a reason to give me a ticket and that if he doesn't even know what's allowed or not allowed (see cell phone law) then why is he even on the force?

So his boss wrote me back and apologized for the mistreatment and tore up the ticket. It wasn't a super hefty fine, but still it's the principle of it all.

Wow, what a dick.

I try to keep an open mind about cops, but there's not doubt that they are just out to 'F' with you sometimes.

You know Tafkas, your not the first to have that happen. A guy I know got a ridiculous ticket and wrote to the superviser, and had similar results and apology as well. I have not been that lucky as most of mine have been deserved.
Urban legend says to pay a few cents over the actual ticket "fine amount" and the refund will never come,and the final judgement will never post as well, nor the points-forever!! Don't know for sure-probably BS and won't work unless paying..............remotely

Wow, what a dick.

I try to keep an open mind about cops, but there's not doubt that they are just out to 'F' with you sometimes.
They're people too and a certain percentage of them are a**holes just like in every walk of life. I'd say a higher percentage probably because they seem to brain wash it into them but most are just doing their job.

Every cop I've known personally has had that air of dickishness to them. Almost a superiority thing but even then they didn't try and screw people for no good reason.