Which GTripp0012 do you prefer?

TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local {BLANK}. Once inside they heard some {BLANK} that was so {BLANK} that they just had to {BLANK} right there in the middle of the {BLANK}. The manager came out and started {BLANKing} and {BLANKed} them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go {BLANK} again.

1) spank bank
2) spanking
3) spanktastic
4) spank
5) spank bank
6) spanking
7) toatlly spanked
8) spank

I'm familiar with the overly structured world of Mad Libs as we currently know it. But I dream of a world of more free-form M.L.s where people can decide on the part of speech for themselves. If you want to force a noun into a verb, you go ahead and do it. If you say to yourself, "hey, I haven't used an adverb in awhile," you go ahead and adverb away. This is my dream.

Then goddamn-fucking-a-right.

TMC and Lance Bass took a trip to the local N'Sync concert. Once inside they heard some music that was so righteous that they just had to breakdance right there in the middle of the stage. The manager came out and started doing cartwheels and freaked them out. Now TMC and Lance can never go rock out again.

Now that is a mad lib.

Lance is my boy.

hahaa

Im not gonna keep it as TMC instead... ryan seacrest

ryan seacrest and Lance Bass took a trip to the local Pet Shop. Once inside they heard some techno that was so outrageous that they just had to Buy a Gerbil right there in the middle of the Song. The manager came out and started Lubing Up and Banged them out. Now ryan seacrest and Lance can never go Gerbiling again.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHA H that was excellent.

The Meeting

Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].

thats entirely too long, but will keep me from doing actual work for about 30 minutes... good work AMD

The Meeting

Midway through the season, after another [adjective] lose Bill "The [noun]" Parcells called Terrell Owens into his [noun]. This was the [noun] that the whole [noun] had been [gerund] for since T.O. signed with the Dallas [plural noun].

"Owens, you've been playing like a(n) [adjective] [noun] all season, what's the deal?"
"Well [noun], I just feel like my [noun] is all [adjective]. I played like a(n) [noun] [adjective] in the pre-season and I feel like I deserve a huge [noun]. I can bring this team to the [annual event] if the team will just [verb] me what I'm really worth."
"T.O. I can't believe you are [gerund] this already! The team is [adjective] and you have [number] touchdowns. If I didn't have [noun] I'd [verb] your ass to the [noun] right now! Everyone said you'd be a(n) [adjective] [noun] but old Jerry "The [animal]" Jones just had to [verb] you! Now I'm [verb] with you until I [verb] at the end of this season!"
"Well coach, T.O. won't [verb] with out the [noun], so you have to [verb] with it. This will be a real [adjective] second half of the season if I'm [verb]. Get me the [noun] and I'll take you to [name of city] in February. Otherwise, you can [verb] [noun] and [verb]!"

With that T.O. left for the locker room so he could [verb] with Roy Williams to [verb] some [noun].

Not enough energy on a Monday morning to attempt this.

To sum up: TO sux!