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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > It Was Bound to Happen Log in It Was Bound to Happen Pages : 1 2 [3] NAVYSKINSFAN 08-02-2006, 09:59 AM casted my vote! ArtMonkDrillz 08-02-2006, 10:59 AM There will actually be no bridge in the physical sense. Chuck Norris will just stand on the bank of the river and when a person/car/semi-tractor trailer/herd of wild elephants wants to cross he will simply roundhouse kick them to the other side for a small toll. What happens when they want to cross back over you ask? Don't you know that The Chuck can walk on water? The death toll is going to be through the roof. It's gonna be a bloodbath. BrudLee 08-02-2006, 11:08 AM There will actually be no bridge in the physical sense. Chuck Norris will just stand on the bank of the river and when a person/car/semi-tractor trailer/herd of wild elephants wants to cross he will simply roundhouse kick them to the other side for a small toll. What happens when they want to cross back over you ask? Don't you know that The Chuck can walk on water? The death toll is going to be through the roof. It's gonna be a bloodbath. I actually heard that the bridge would be just wooden planks with no supports or suspension wires holding it up, and that the designers believe fear of Norris will keep it from falling down. That's actually pretty sound thinking, if you ask me. Monkeydad 08-02-2006, 11:40 AM I voted, but I wish it had been in English! :oink: Just use the Find feature and look for "Norris". :) He's down to 11%. TheInspector 08-02-2006, 12:34 PM Chuck Norris never loses!! Not even in Internet polls! I have a feeling if he loses this poll, he'll destroy the Internet altogether. mooby 08-02-2006, 02:10 PM My votes in. Damn Hungarians, they must not know of Chuck's powers, otherwise he'd have 100 percent of the vote. That Guy 08-02-2006, 02:58 PM You speak Hungarian TG? not really, but i've worked with a lot of coder types that aren't US based. I can sorta read, but I can't speak anything. hungarians do have a weird thing with free word order an without needed subjects and objects depending on context, changing vowels, and shoving prepositions on as suffixes. it's pretty harsh. TheMalcolmConnection 08-02-2006, 02:59 PM My votes in. Damn Hungarians, they must not know of Chuck's powers, otherwise he'd have 100 percent of the vote. I bet Jack Bauer is behind ALL of this. TheMalcolmConnection 08-02-2006, 02:59 PM BSB, you need to holla' at your boy. Hail2theskins 08-02-2006, 04:18 PM nvm i figured it out all on my own... im a college student :-D