TheMalcolmConnection Chat: Questions for 8/11/06

I just rarely get the word stool said to me unless it's by a bartender or a doctor.

Will Sally Jenkins write any good articles this year about the Redskins?

Will the Warpath ever get national acclaim?

I just rarely get the word stool said to me unless it's by a bartender or a doctor.
I work on a healthcare survey so I have to read little comments about stool samples all the time. It just sounds more professional than poo-poo.

Redskins Related:
1) Who will be your WR starters, backups, cuts?
2) Al Saunders has been quoted to say that Chris Cooley will get more involved with the running game, including picking up a few touches. Does this take away from the prospect of Nemo and Rock getting more carries?

Non-Skins related:
1) Besides getting wasted and humping sheep, what is a typical day in the life of TMC?
2) What's grosser than gross?

Where will the redskins offense rank in points scored?
where will the d rank in points allowed?

Who's your daddy?
Do you kiss your mother with that mouth?

Who will be the first player to fall to injury this year?

Redskins Related
1. What player will be our biggest "disappointment" in 2006?
2. Will Sean Taylor play any offense this year?

Non-Redskins Related
1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
2. If you were another member on this message board (I won't say who, but if I scramble the letters you'd be ISFOSF) what would you do to this picture?

http://www.thehogs.net/html/2004_camp/images/ramsey.jpg

Redskins Related
1. What player will be our biggest "disappointment" in 2006?
2. Will Sean Taylor play any offense this year?

Non-Redskins Related
1. Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near?
2. If you were another member on this message board (I won't say who, but if I scramble the letters you'd be ISFOSF) what would you do to this picture?



http://www.thehogs.net/html/2004_camp/images/ramsey.jpg


Taf, that's funny as hell!

I work on a healthcare survey so I have to read little comments about stool samples all the time. It just sounds more professional than poo-poo.

And less nasty than feces.

Just kind of making this new again because I haven't gotten any news questions recently. If you want anymore, go ahead and post them, because I'm bored this afternoon and have plenty of time to answer them all and post the article. I'll give everyone until 3 to answer.