Getting in trouble for hating on the Eagles

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gibbsisgod
08-10-2006, 03:32 PM
JoeRedskin, your sir are a freaking genius.

Schneed10
08-10-2006, 03:33 PM
Things to tell my 3 year-old son to ensure he is a Skins fan:

1. Your mom rooted for Dallas once and that's what killed the dog.

2. If you root for the Eagles, Santa won't visit b/c the Eagles fans beat up Santa.

3. Giants' fans took all the tooth fairy's money.

4. The potty monster is a Skins fan and if you don't root for the Skins he will bite your butt when you poop.

5. If you root for the Skins, you can breast feed till your 10.

6. We only adopted you b/c they said you were a Skins' fan, don't make us give you back.

7. If you root for anyone but the Skins your thingy will fall off.

LOL

Stacks42
08-10-2006, 03:36 PM
F santa! those god damn eagles fans beat up the Chief

724Skinsfan
08-10-2006, 04:02 PM
7. If you root for anyone but the Skins your thingy will fall off.

That might explain a few things. I was certain that I had an older brother not an older sister when I was five. "She" is a Dallas fan.

BDBohnzie
08-10-2006, 04:42 PM
Joe - classic man, just classic.

Monkeydad
08-10-2006, 04:54 PM
Things to tell my 3 year-old son to ensure he is a Skins fan:

1. Your mom rooted for Dallas once and that's what killed the dog.

2. If you root for the Eagles, Santa won't visit b/c the Eagles fans beat up Santa.

3. Giants' fans took all the tooth fairy's money.

4. The potty monster is a Skins fan and if you don't root for the Skins he will bite your butt when you poop.

5. If you root for the Skins, you can breast feed till your 10.

6. We only adopted you b/c they said you were a Skins' fan, don't make us give you back.

7. If you root for anyone but the Skins your thingy will fall off.

I love #6!

BrudLee
08-10-2006, 05:12 PM
JoeRedskin, your sir are a freaking genius.

®®©©™™

TheMalcolmConnection
08-10-2006, 05:16 PM
HAHA! I was wondering when that was coming.

gibbsisgod
08-10-2006, 05:19 PM
notice i said "freaking" not "friggin" so its okay

jamf
08-10-2006, 06:49 PM
And the Giants ownership killed the easter bunny.

and buried him with Hoffa

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