Pluto no longer a planet

Tomato, Tomahhhto. It's still a big icy rock going in a big circle around the sun, no matter what you call it. These science nerds are wasting way too much time over what to call the damn thing.

Actually, it went in more of an oval around the sun. That's what did it in, the old style elite (the "classic planets") couldn't cope with Pluto (or P.O. as it likes to called) doing its own thing and they kicked it out. It really got a raw deal - it played hard, it got itself a moon or three. So what if it didn't orbit like the other planets? On game day it would show up. But nooooo, they just couldn't hack it. Their way or the highway. Pluto, however, knows what's best for Pluto - just ask the special astronomers that Pluto had shipped in to argue its case.

Just another case of the man keeping him down. No worries itself, Pluto loves itself some Pluto. It will just find some other solar system that can appreciate it specialness.

Actually, it went in more of an oval around the sun. That's what did it in, the old style elite (the "classic planets") couldn't cope with Pluto (or P.O. as it likes to called) doing its own thing and they kicked it out. It really got a raw deal - it played hard, it got itself a moon or three. So what if it didn't orbit like the other planets? On game day it would show up. But nooooo, they just couldn't hack it. Their way or the highway. Pluto, however, knows what's best for Pluto - just ask the special astronomers that Pluto had shipped in to argue its case.

Just another case of the man keeping him down. No worries itself, Pluto loves itself some Pluto. It will just find some other solar system that can appreciate it specialness.

I heard P.O. signed on with a new agent, Asteroid T146 Rosenhaus to negotiate his deals.

I smell a holdout.

how can you be a hold out of something you already got kicked out of?!?!

how can you be a hold out of something you already got kicked out of?!?!

See, there's the hate. Pluto was basically ordered to get it orbit in line and chose not to do so, just cause the "planets" say he isn't on the team doesn't mean he isn't an intergral part of the solar system.

BTW - Word in space is that Pluto thinks Saturn is gay ("c'mon, damn thing has rings")and that Mars could have supported life but just wasn't up to it ("Hey, I wasn't the one that got tired when the solar system was created").

weren't they going to move it from 9-12 and include 3 others? Too bad for pluto. It had a nice run.

This is idiotic.


I won't be able to remember this. The same kind of people also claimed tomatoes were fruits after I already learned it was a vegetable. Sure, it makes more sense to be a fruit but it's tough to reprogram my elementary education...it's something I've "known" my whole life.

I bet the same people also decided to make Indigo an official rainbow color.

Don't people have BETTER things to waste time and spend government grants on?

ARRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

Classic case of planet envy...

All those science projects of the solar system I made were just a lie. I feel so cheap and used.

Actually, it went in more of an oval around the sun. That's what did it in, the old style elite (the "classic planets") couldn't cope with Pluto (or P.O. as it likes to called) doing its own thing and they kicked it out. It really got a raw deal - it played hard, it got itself a moon or three. So what if it didn't orbit like the other planets? On game day it would show up. But nooooo, they just couldn't hack it. Their way or the highway. Pluto, however, knows what's best for Pluto - just ask the special astronomers that Pluto had shipped in to argue its case.

Just another case of the man keeping him down. No worries itself, Pluto loves itself some Pluto. It will just find some other solar system that can appreciate it specialness.

Word is that Pluto is still showing effects from it's old atmosphere injury and may miss some time with his new team. Looks like the scienetists might actually know what they are doing afterall.