The Ultimate Ripoff

dude, that phone is only rotary looking...she mentioned that she likes the rotary phone...so buy this one on eBay, and lease it to her (http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Western-Electric-Bell-Rotary-Telephone-Phone_W0QQitemZ260031364029QQihZ016QQcategoryZ3803 8QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem)

do you think the kids of today even know how to use that thing?

i'm gonna say no...only reason I know is because my grandparents had one and I had used it growing up...but i can imagine people slightly younger than I am not knowing how to use the old rotary.

i'm 24...i've used one many times ... but my 8 year old niece probably hasn't

dude, that phone is only rotary looking...she mentioned that she likes the rotary phone...so buy this one on eBay, and lease it to her (http://cgi.ebay.com/Vintage-Western-Electric-Bell-Rotary-Telephone-Phone_W0QQitemZ260031364029QQihZ016QQcategoryZ3803 8QQrdZ1QQcmdZViewItem) I beat you guys to it. I talk her into the new high tech. push button phones (you know the ones you by at Wall Wart for 9.99) and gave her a deal with the up grade. Its a twenty year lease for 39.99. I sold her the extended warranty for 5.99 with a ten dollar deductable and she pays shipping and handling. The funny part of the story was there are now 749,999 people with these old contracts. If I could only get a copy of that list.

Yeah man, just cut out the middle man!
Or just become the middle man.

Or just become the middle man.

I'm not sure I want to be the "middle" man in anything involving an 84 year old woman (or man, for that matter).

I'm not sure I want to be the "middle" man in anything involving an 84 year old woman (or man, for that matter).
Deny and obfuscate. That's how you roll.