Will Portis Reach 1,000 yards this season?

i dont shine no shoes i dont even work

unemployed and suckin off the system

only way to live

drunk and high 24-7

wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

i heard the system isnt the ONLY thing you suck off...

actually i work on lawn mower engines on the side

and i bang yer momma too she pays me good money but don't tell yer pappy ok?

wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo


Yeah right. You've never gotten laid once in your life. Do yourself a favor and go back to jail. Your boyfriend is missing you.

Hey white trash Boy. Put your acid wash jeans back on and go back down to your parents basement. It must be really fun having no life and jerking off to your Mens Fitness Magazines. Not even DA stinking Bears fans would take your ass.

i dont shine no shoes i dont even work

unemployed and suckin off the system

only way to live

drunk and high 24-7

wahoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Wow dude have you ever considered not being such a loser? Or is apathy just your thing????

PS. Wasn't that you denim_monger that got busted playing with yourself at the library a couple months ago. We all know your broke ass can't afford the Internet at your Moms house so it must have been you.
Your really are a Funny Guy!:laughing-

apathy just your thing????

Davey, easy on the big words!

Back to the point. Portis could get 1000 yards hopping on one leg. The only thing that sucks is it will be tough for him to get 1500 in 4 out 5 seasons.

thats the point 12th man... he probably thinks im talking about a path or sidewalk....makes it that much better for me to know he will be washing my 750 Li when i get out of law school :-)

good question. I think this will be the least amount of yards he's gotten in a season.


oh and from now on I'm ending all posts with wahoooooooooooooooo

suck on this

who would u rather have right now old man brunnell or grozzman??

be honest!

You can't spell your own QB's name?