the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

He'll only play when his beard reaches maximum potential, like these...

http://www.chinadaily.com.cn/photo/2006-04/30/xin_300403301510657824938.jpg

But wouldn't that be a reason why he should be on the field, for every play, on offense and defense?

That's Chuck Norris you're thinking of. They are easily confused for each other.

But wouldn't that be a reason why he should be on the field, for every play, on offense and defense?

dude, he doesn't want to get that dope suit dirty! just look at how pimp he looks in it.

That's Chuck Norris you're thinking of. They are easily confused for each other.

RIGHT! And Chuck don't PLAY NO special teams.

He won't play until Vincent and Jules bring his briefcase back

He's to busy working on Flavor Flav's next reality series - NFL Booty Call.

I can't believe everyone is missing the real reason why he's not playing.

Mark Brunell.

Need I say more? I don't think so.

I can't believe everyone is missing the real reason why he's not playing.

Mark Brunell.

Need I say more? I don't think so.

Good point.

Or maybe, the game has passed Gibbs so badly that he can't tell that Duckett is actually the greatest player to ever wear a Redskins jersey.

Or, he can't understand the 56 pages dedicated to short yardage dives in Al Saunders' playbook.

Or it could be due to the fact that Gibbs doesn't play Madden, and if he did he would see what a beast Duckett can be with the truck stick.

Let's be honest here. The real reason he isn't playing is so we can diminish his market value enough to sign him to a sweet value priced deal this off-season and the trade CP for a couple of CB3s and a 6th rounder.

The plan is all falling into place. Expect to start hearing how Duckett is a malcontent and can't understand the play book. Oh and also he has a cronic knee condition that makes him skip instead of run.