the REAL reason Duckett hasn't been playing

He killed Southeast Jerome


damn him!

Or it could be due to the fact that Gibbs doesn't play Madden, and if he did he would see what a beast Duckett can be with the truck stick.

totally. try Betts with a Truck Stick. psssh

because he doesn't like pie, and Gibbs refuses to play a guy who doesn't like pie.

He still hasen't found the answer to question 3 and that is a requirement to dress.

Perhaps it's that he hasn't read their Man Law policies, and continues to stick his fingers in other players' beers.

Good point.

Or maybe, the game has passed Gibbs so badly that he can't tell that Duckett is actually the greatest player to ever wear a Redskins jersey.

Or, he can't understand the 56 pages dedicated to short yardage dives in Al Saunders' playbook.




ONE WORD:




GENIUS