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	Commanders Post at The Warpath > Off-Topic Discussion > Parking Lot > Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em Log in Joke Thread - Post 'em if you've got 'em Pages : 1 [2] 3 4 5 6 mooby 10-25-2006, 07:48 PM Alright here's a classic one. A hippie gets on a bus and sits down next to a nun. He looks at the nun and says, man i would love to have sex with you. The nun refuses as she doesn't want to take part in sex with him. At the next stop the nun gets off the bus. The bus driver looks at the hippie and tells him he knows how he can have sex with that nun. All he had to do was dress up as god, go to the local cemetery at midnight on tuesday, and the nun would be praying there. If he asked her to have sex with him, she probably would agree, because he looked like god. So the hippie dresses up as god, and goes to the cemetery the next tuesday at midnight. he sees the nun on her knees praying to god, and he hops out from behind a bush and says, I am god, will you have sex with me? And the nun says okay, but will you do it anally, as she doesn't want to break her vows or w/e. So he does her up the butt, and then after it's over, he pulls off his mask and says, ha! i'm the hippie from the bus. Then the nun pulls off her mask and says ha! I'm the bus driver. onlydarksets 10-25-2006, 08:09 PM A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey - why the long face?" Thank you, I'm here all week! SmootSmack 10-25-2006, 08:23 PM A man walks into a bar...ouch Stacks42 10-25-2006, 09:03 PM off color.. What did one gay guy say to the other gay guy at the gay bar? Can I push in your stool. jamf 10-25-2006, 09:11 PM A boy and his date were passionately making out in the movie theatre. He stops briefly for a breath and says to her, "I love to kiss you, but would you mind not passing me your chewing gum?" To which she replies, "I don't have chewing gum, I have bronchitis." SkinsLove24/7 10-25-2006, 09:48 PM Why did God create Adam first? He didn't want anyone telling him how to make a man. mooby 10-25-2006, 11:20 PM Two flies were sitting on a toilet seat. One got pissed off. Thank you, i'm here all week lol ;) ArtMonkDrillz 10-26-2006, 07:17 AM Why do women have boobs? So you have something to look at when they're talking. (Thank you, Peter Griffin) ArtMonkDrillz 10-26-2006, 08:24 AM EDIT Nevermind! RedskinRat 10-26-2006, 05:37 PM BBI Corner Forum (http://www.bigblueinteractive.com/petescorner2/forum_display.cfm?F1_ID=206254)