Etan and Brendan Throw Down!

haywood's done nothing in the last 5 years to show that he deserves a starting spot anywhere, so eff him. if he wants other people to think he's a starter, he should stop being lazy and give them a reason.
this sounds like another former wizard who now plays for the lakers

brenda takes the worst shots i've ever seen a center take

Haywood seems to have really bad hands. He fumbles with passes inside, etc. That's my biggest beef with him. Time for etan!

haywood is just too damn slow in doing anything. all his interior post moves are either really slow, or really shitty, or both. he also doesnt get enough rebounds for his size. etan is a banger and ive always liked him

if etan keeps this up, brenda will never see the floor... which would be a GOOD thing. maybe we can trade him for a bag of chips, or a twinkie. etan is still a bit injury prone though.

lets trade brenda for a mid-level exception or something. is that possible?

i don't know nba cap rules for jack, only that every time i see haywood playing, i want to punch him for excessive suckage. i'm sure he's overpaid though.

we actually signed him to a very good contract a few years ago, 5 years 30 mil which is pretty low in the nba for a then starting center

who the hell want brenda?

who the hell want brenda?

someone very, very desperate...i hope. i dont want him on this team anymore