F "Dead Fish" Handshakes

YouTube - KING OF THE HILL - Bush Has a Limp Handshake (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x-thn6dx2io)

If someone gives me a limp handshake, they might as well go ahead and smack me on the ass because that's probably what he's thinking.

If someone gives me a limp handshake, they might as well go ahead and smack me on the ass because that's probably what he's thinking.

Cue TMC's 'High Opinion Of Ones Own Rump' speech.

The nerve of the guy!

I have two 12s and a 1000-watt amp baby.

Girls have lady lumps. I have Malcolm mounds.

I probably should get those checked out.

I agree, there has to be a middle ground as Matty stated earlier. I also can't stand it when someone wipes their hand on their pants or something and then extends their hand for a shake...screw that, where the hell has that hand been that you had to wipe it off????

Yeah, when someone wipes their hand off and then extends it to me, they might as well shit on me because that's probably what they're thinking anyway.

Actually, one day, when I was about 10 or 11, my Dad sat me down and said "Son, it's time you learned how a man shake hands and this is why its important to do it right". He practiced with me, making sure I didn't deadfish or crush, for about half an hour all the while telling me why it was important for a man to have a good, solid handshake. I remember feeling pretty damn grown up.

Just one of those small "Dad" things I'm grateful for.
this is a pet peeve of mine, also. this post makes me feel good, becuse when my son turned 10, i did the same thing with my son. there is nothing worse than shaking a mans hand, and getting a wet noodle in return