Old Movies - How would you change the endings

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Wow, I can see why! She needs to wash that in bleach, it's all grey and dull. The last thing I want to see is a woman with no grasp of simple laundry competence.

LOL. Yeah, I didn't know who she was until I searched.

I would make it so it turns out Bruce Willis was alive and Haley Joel Osmat was a ghost. (I smoke crack)

Oh, and all of the old Silent Movie actors would have to lay off the Speedballs before filming. Stupid jerky movements and fluttering eyelids spoilt any plot for me.

I'd have Obi-Wan chop Jar-Jar in half rather than Darth Maul.

SNL had an "alternative" ending to Its a Wonderful Life that Id like to see. George Bailey finds out that Mr. Potter stole the Savings and Loan deposit and beats the shit out of him, knocking him out of his wheelchair as the town people cheer and take turns kicking him.

SNL had an "alternative" ending to Its a Wonderful Life that Id like to see. George Bailey finds out that Mr. Potter stole the Savings and Loan deposit and beats the shit out of him, knocking him out of his wheelchair as the town people cheer and take turns kicking him.

Yup, that's the kind of thing.

Also: Bullitt. I'd like both speeding vehicles pulled over by cops and the drivers forced to do a Field Sobriety Test.

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how about any movie made today, that the main character gets killed. so we don't have to have 1441474547 sequels

I like movies with no happy ending. There are way too many movies out there with sentimental happy endings I'd like to butcher. Any movie where the hero/heroine dies is a good movie.