F people that don't drink coffee

I can't stand coffee. I've had one cup in my life, and I didn't finish it.

That one cup was a "good" kind too - Dunkin Donuts.

So F me.

Schneed, try a frappucino from Starbucks....its like a coffee milkshake. You might like that.......

If you don't....F-you ;)

Schneed, try a frappucino from Starbucks....its like a coffee milkshake. You might like that.......

If you don't....F-you ;)

Frappacino? What the eff even is that? Sounds frappacrappy.

OK I know what a frappacino is, I just wanted an excuse to use the word frappacrappy.

I've never had a cup of coffee.

I drink coffee, but after I'm done with flavoring it, it might as well be called estrogen juice.

I am not one for coffee...but in support of the F...topics....I am in agreement...shit, did I just F myself???

I don't know. Did you feel something like a sneeze, only better?

I've been drinking coffee this week, but mainly because this training has been so damn boring. I put so much cream in it that it usually looks like chocolate milk.
I usually drink a Dr Pepper or a Coke after Ive been at work for an hour or 2 just to get me to lunch. I get a really bad headache if I go too long without caffine.

Milk, OJ, or water in the morning. Coffee tastes like water strained through topsoil. The funny thing is, I like the smell of freshly brewed coffee, but I like the smell of gasoline too... Both taste about the same though.

THAT'S humor.
Get a "Nespresso" machine. Kind of pricey, but, great espresso, and the best cup of coffee I've had in my life!

im with southpaw, there is nothing like the smell of freshly brewed joe, but that stuff tastes like crap. and when getting into the espresso, cappichino thing, probably bordering on the metrosexual, homosexual thing

I mean coffee is good at times, but do you all know caffeine is the third most abused drug in the US? People are addicted to coffee, and that is why giants like Starbucks can charge 5 bucks a pop. I mean coffee obviously isnt as bad tobacco or alcohol(1st and 2nd), but coffee still creates a daily dependence.

That being said, I drink coffee if I need to study for exams, and that is about it. Once in a while I will go to Starbucks with friends.