F... eating at work

Gum, Combos, and Fig Newtons, all courtesy of Costco.

Are you a hooker?

That's a "g" not a "c" Grillz.

Are you a hooker?

If he has a desk he would be an "escort".

We only have 4 other "workers" at my job so we dont really do parties and that kind of stuff. We do have a saftey lunch every month and the company usually buys pizza or one of those party subs from Subway. Every time we have had a lunch, the company buys everything so its not like we have to eat somebodys homemade slurry.

In my old office, there was always a collection for an office birthday/ anniversary/birth/death/just-got-laid cake. It got to the point that someone showed up with a clip-board (to record who had chipped in) and you just gave a dollar without even asking. I always thought it would be a good way to make some quick cash.

Are you a hooker?

:rofl:

I always have water handy and keep an endless supply of David's BBQ sunflower seeds in my desk.