Advertising Slogan Generator (revisited)

A Smooth-Running Jason Campbell is a Relaxing Experience.

Joe Gibbs Makes Everything Better.


(even the feeling you have after finishing 5-11?)

I'm Not Gonna Pay A Lot For This Resign Dockery.

Yes, I just typed in my last name and I got this gem:
Promise Her Anything, But Give Her Cannon.

One for the ladies:

Is Cooley In You?

"Devon Knows How They Make TAFKAS Creamy." I don't even want to know what that means.

Happiness is a Cigar Called Cooley.


OK! this is getting a little weird!

Feel The Raw Naked Hot Redskins Cheerleaders Of The Road.

And my last one for the day:

How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Hot Redskins Cheerleaders?

"Look, Ma, No Ade Jimoh!"


Oh no!