Astronaut Charged with Attempted MurderEternalEnigma21 02-08-2007, 10:19 AM ha... yeah I actually made a comment about "tang in space for years and this is the first bad incedent..." to my wife in front of my in laws, who didn't find it amusing.... I too had a switch-comb. I wouldn't mind getting another one, it was the coolest thing ever... GhettoDogAllStars 02-08-2007, 03:04 PM Kinda funny... Letterman's Top Ten Signs An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill You: 10. She keeps stabbing you with a pen that writes upside down 9. Been getting threatening emails from Connie@International Space Station.com 8. Says she looks forward to being the first to walk on your lifeless corpse 7. She poisons your Tang 6. Her previous attempts to kill you have been postponed due to high winds 5. You were on the "Maury" episode: "I Had A Booty Call And Now An Astronaut Is Trying To Kill Me" 4. It sounds crazy, but you could swear Mars is following you 3. She promises to "Take you out like Pluto" 2. You turn on CNN and see the Hubble Telescope focusing on your house 1. Says, "This is a giant leap for mankind" as she tosses you off a bridge | |
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