F...Valentine's Day

F....Valentines Day. F...my ex girlfriend for being such a bitch.

I love my wife 365 days a year, why waste money on a wednesday because hallmark deems it that way? I'll be spending $0.00 today on overpriced flowers, candy, and stuffed animals.
Im with the movement, F VD.

Haha Im loving it, my ex-girlfriends birthday is today. I dont have to pony up for a VD or BD gift!

Haha Im loving it, my ex-girlfriends birthday is today. I dont have to pony up for a VD or BD gift!
I brook up with a girl a day before her birthday and got back with her the day after just to see if I could get away with it. It worked and man was I an a$$.

I had a frined in highschool who always broke up with whoever he was dating before VD. Half the time they ended up back together within a few weeks following VD. None of them ever figured out he did it just to avoid VD. He'd do it for other holidays or occasions too. Always for Prom. He never wanted to shell out the dough for Prom. It was actually quite funny by the time we got be seniors.

F....Valentines Day. F...my ex girlfriend for being such a bitch.

amen....

Interesting how the initials of Valentine's Day are VD...

Exactly. I'm reading firstdown's post about how he spends $60.00 for VD. I think it's something that can be had for free.

Then again, what's the price of the hooker?

For those who hate Valentine's Day, here's the update: I spent about twenty bucks to buy supplies to make her some spaghetti carbonara. Twenty bucks and the whole idea of Valentine's Day got Malcolm some much-needed tang.