F... morons who take dumps on locker room floors

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Schneed10
02-20-2007, 02:52 PM
I was on the swim team in high school. For all of our away meets, I had a buddy who would get up on top of the lockers and drop a grimace all over the lockers and leave it there. Again, yeah, this was high school.

Another teammate loved to piss on the hot rocks in the sauna.

FRPLG
02-20-2007, 03:03 PM
The locker room has a bathroom that is right off of it and doored. The guy left a trail of dook right to the handicap stall. I mean like he just couldn't hold on any longer. I missed stepping in it by inches as I opened the door and entered.

ArtMonkDrillz
02-20-2007, 03:12 PM
At least that sounds like a medical emergency and not a horrific case of someone just being malicious. Still, sucks for the poor janitor.

GhettoDogAllStars
02-20-2007, 03:13 PM
The question is: Was there toilet paper?

RobH4413
02-20-2007, 03:16 PM
The locker room has a bathroom that is right off of it and doored. The guy left a trail of dook right to the handicap stall. I mean like he just couldn't hold on any longer. I missed stepping in it by inches as I opened the door and entered.
Man... I guess he was handi-crapped...

alright.. im done... seriously... no more

FRPLG
02-20-2007, 03:16 PM
Oh no I think he finally made it to the bowl and finished the job but the leavin's remained in pristine pile formation.

BDBohnzie
02-20-2007, 03:26 PM
Guess that guy hit the brown note. Or perhaps the Cleveland lift...a lift so deadening that you sh!t yourself.

Big C
02-20-2007, 06:46 PM
it was me. im sorry i didnt think u would mind

SmootSmack
02-20-2007, 07:55 PM
I mean WTF? Seriously someone took a dump on the locker room floor of a gym I go to. This is not a highschool. This is a place for adults. Again, WTF?

The Aristocrats! (Schneed gets it)

ArtMonkDrillz
02-20-2007, 10:06 PM
The Aristocrats! (Schneed gets it)

Hey, that's the name of my family's off-broadway show!

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