Fifth Anniversary Awards

JoeRedskin, you have too many top threads polls. No one remembers threads, everyone remembers the people behind them!

Most annoying goes to EARTHQUAKE69

Wittiest Poster? I gotta vote for Brudlee.

I remember I started a thread and mispelled 'genius'..and mentioned Brud's name in the same sentence. Suffice it to say, he just so happened to be the first to respond and proceeded to point out my error.

Til this day, I've been in a 12 step program trying to get my self-esteem back.

I haven't posted since the middle of October, and I still win $#!+.

Hooray, me!

You never told me! I asked one time and was horribly rebuffed (circa Clueless)!

LOL I'm rarely ever on AIM anyway

Wittiest Poster? I gotta vote for Brudlee.

I remember I started a thread and mispelled 'genius'..and mentioned Brud's name in the same sentence. Suffice it to say, he just so happened to be the first to respond and proceeded to point out my error.

Til this day, I've been in a 12 step program trying to get my self-esteem back.

Also one of my favorites. There are quite a few on the comedy team which is far too numerous to name. Again, I'm a punk bitch and don't want to hurt anyone's feelings.

Dear Malcolm,

I'll help you get your balls back tomorrow on AIM. Hug it out, bitch!

Best Skins Related Thread-It's a 2,000 way tie

Best Off-Topic Thread-I've said it before. You can go to other message boards and probably find some Man Laws, some discussion about favorite pies, links to super happy fun videos...but I'm sure no one, I repeat NO ONE, has a post as bizarre as Question 3. We should trademark that sh*t

Funniest Thread-I'm sure there's some "LaVar is God, and Ramsey is Allah" thread out there that made us all laugh out loud

Best Non-moderator Poster-Saden (sleeper pick: Dynamite Rave-she should post more often)

Most Obnoxious Poster-Whoever I ban next ;)

Wittiest Poster-ArtMonkDrillz

Best Moderator-The salary cap info that CrazyCanuck is unique to any message board, and invaluable. Unfortunately, considering the constant state of flux with the Skins and the cap it's probably more invaluable than we'd like it to be. But I gotta go with CrazyCanuck

Best Off-Topic Thread-I've said it before. You can go to other message boards and probably find some Man Laws, some discussion about favorite pies, links to super happy fun videos...but I'm sure no one, I repeat NO ONE, has a post as bizarre as Question 3. We should trademark that sh*t

A buddy of mine was telling me about a weird thread on the Phillies board that he posts on. Apparently one of the frequent posters broke up with his girlfriend, so she signed up on the site and started posting dirt on him. Eventually she started mocking his anatomy, so he decided to confront that challenge head on... he posted a picture of his own junk! After the madness of that started to die down she brought up the fact that he accidentally burned down her parents house and killed her chinchilla or some such crap.
Still, that's nowhere as bizarre as Q3.

On a different note, Taf, I'll wire you that money tomorrow ;)

How about that dude that dubbed Matty the Ego, he should win something.

And Kidwell, I remember his little battle with us.

What about the person that hijacked GTripp's screenname (I think it was his, I apologize if it was someone else's) and introduced the one known as Titface to the Warpath. That was pretty classic.
Another poster that I enjoyed was a cowboys fan called something like RandleElandArchuletta?. He came here and ran his mouth off, making such claims as "Santana Moss is a terrible receiver" and then we proceeded to tear him a new one like it was his first night in the slammer.
Those were good times.