Who Will Have The first TD?

It will be a defensive TD. Gaines or Anderson will have a sack causing a fumble, and Fletcher will rumble and stumble to the endzone.

Portis will. He needs it to get off on a good start!

Jason Campbell on a QB sneak...in week 4 (lol).

Take your ball and go home now.

That's NOT funny. :(

Calvin Johnson on a 98 yard bomb from Jason Campbell! LOL!

So you're saying Rock Cartright can't get a kickoff past the 2 yard line? :D

So you're saying Rock Cartright can't get a kickoff past the 2 yard line? :D
Nope. Just bad field position to start with after we get a penalty!

I agree with the majority here, I love the skins, I'm dedicated and all that, but what can come out of a thread like this? I like this discussion more than I do the trade speculation threads, but I really hate them. But, there's not reallly much else going on right now....so, uh....what are you having for dinner?

I agree with the majority here, I love the skins, I'm dedicated and all that, but what can come out of a thread like this? I like this discussion more than I do the trade speculation threads, but I really hate them. But, there's not reallly much else going on right now....so, uh....what are you having for dinner?
I started this thread as a joke because of the other dumb threads like who will touch the ball first. I didn't think it would get three post and now its getting close to 4 pages.

I started this thread as a joke because of the other dumb threads like who will touch the ball first. I didn't think it would get three post and now its getting close to 4 pages.

Since it started as a joke then perhaps I may be able to end it as a joke...

Since both seem to be (or at one time were) pretty premiscuous, I think it will be a toss-up between Cooley and Portis as to who gets the first STD.

Since it started as a joke then perhaps I may be able to end it as a joke...

Since both seem to be (or at one time were) pretty premiscuous, I think it will be a toss-up between Cooley and Portis as to who gets the first STD.
Oh come one... if your talkin STD's... give it to my man Sean Taylor.... that man already has some issues.

Fred Smoot