If you had a million dollars...

I'd rather be a soccer mom than a rapper.
mia hamm and nomar or jayz and beyonce? i would take beyonce everyday, and twice on tuesday

or i'd prob take everyone on the warpath out for drinks and then rent out fedex field for one day and get a football game going

Have you ever seen Beyonce close up? I was in the same situation you were until I saw some photos of her online. She has got some MAJOR issues that only about ten pounds of makeup can cover up.

Retire on one million? Come on, you can't retire on that unless you have ten years to go before death.

If I had a million, I'd try to make into two million. I wouldn't touch that money for at least another 10 years.

pay off my mortagage, my car, be debt free and invest for my son's college education.

Retire on one million? Come on, you can't retire on that unless you have ten years to go before death.

If I had a million, I'd try to make into two million. I wouldn't touch that money for at least another 10 years.

Actually, depending on how much income you wanted, you really could retire on a million if you could live life simply.

Put that million in a bond fund that returns about 6% on average, and you're grossing $60,000 per year without even having to tap into your principal.

You'd have to buy health insurance on your own which is expensive (but some people do that already). And you'd need to pay taxes on the $60,000 income. But it could be done.

Though I'll agree, you're much better off socking it away for a while, letting it double or triple, and then retiring on it.

Have you ever seen Beyonce close up? I was in the same situation you were until I saw some photos of her online. She has got some MAJOR issues that only about ten pounds of makeup can cover up.


I don't think you'll see those "flaws" when the lights are down or out, and barry is playing soft on the stereo!

Schneed beat me to it. You can retire on it, but you would need to make considerable investment moves before you could retire on it in fashion. That's why I posed the question of 1 million instead of say 10 million.

I don't think you'll see those "flaws" when the lights are down or out, and barry is playing soft on the stereo!

Schneed beat me to it. You can retire on it, but you would need to make considerable investment moves before you could retire on it in fashion. That's why I posed the question of 1 million instead of say 10 million.

You could say that about Rosie O'Donnell too. :vomit:

You could say that about Rosie O'Donnell too. :vomit:

Ewwww. :tongue

You could say that about Rosie O'Donnell too. :vomit:

That's nasty.
You could at least feel the homer simpson like flab of O'Donnell, and hear her whining voice. That is just plain sick.