F... people at the gym

Pretty much.

But then I finally gained the respect of my son after I climbed to the top of the Murderhorn and slid down on the back of a frozen corpse.

haha...fueled by energy bars made from chinese newspapers?

haha...fueled by energy bars made from chinese newspapers?
Yup. They unleash the awesome power of apples!


These are all the reasons that I haven't been to the gym since college (plus I'm also really lazy).

I have almost started this thread 50 times.

My gym has many of the same problems. One thing that kills me is on cardio days when I want to use an eliptical. Our gym has 15 of them but only 4 of them have the arm motion too. Invariably all four will have people on them while all the other machines don't and the asshats on the machines are not using the effin arm motions. It's like hey tard muffin use the other machine without the arms so someone can use the machine they want.


But the biggest F U to everyone in the whole place is in the locker room. I am not a keep covered up at all times guy but I am so sick and f*cking tired of guys walking around the GD locker room bare ass naked. Brushing their teeth naked. Drying their hair naked. Having 5 minute conversations naked. Weighing themselves naked. Shaving naked. Using the hair dryer to dry the entire body naked. F*CKERS!!!!!!

Put some f*cking clothes on you turd bag! It's funny because the old guys just walk around and don't give a crap but the younger ones walk around like they got 12 inch d*cks. And if you ever see a short guy with long hair it is guaranteed he'll be one of them. It is in the genes or somethin.

I'm lucky I only live about 5 minutes away, so I skip the whole locker room thing and just head right home.

I have almost started this thread 50 times.

My gym has many of the same problems. One thing that kills me is on cardio days when I want to use an eliptical. Our gym has 15 of them but only 4 of them have the arm motion too. Invariably all four will have people on them while all the other machines don't and the asshats on the machines are not using the effin arm motions. It's like hey tard muffin use the other machine without the arms so someone can use the machine they want.


But the biggest F U to everyone in the whole place is in the locker room. I am not a keep covered up at all times guy but I am so sick and f*cking tired of guys walking around the GD locker room bare ass naked. Brushing their teeth naked. Drying their hair naked. Having 5 minute conversations naked. Weighing themselves naked. Shaving naked. Using the hair dryer to dry the entire body naked. F*CKERS!!!!!!

Put some f*cking clothes on you turd bag! It's funny because the old guys just walk around and don't give a crap but the younger ones walk around like they got 12 inch d*cks. And if you ever see a short guy with long hair it is guaranteed he'll be one of them. It is in the genes or somethin.

Have you considered trying a "straight" gym?

I'm lucky I only live about 5 minutes away, so I skip the whole locker room thing and just head right home.
Same here. Live right around the corner, so I go home to shower.

:goodjob:Have you considered trying a "straight" gym?

F people that give me a look after I fart during my squats. If you're not farting, you're not lifting enough. ;)

My beef with the gym is when people make it a damn fashion show. I live in a college town, and it's just comical. Girls go in there looking like they spent an hour on their hair and make up, and guys will actually spike their hair and wear cologne. Nothing like sitting down on a bench that is sticky with hair gel and smelling like Abercrombie and Fitch. We're at the gym people!! Gainesville Health and Fitness is actually jokingly called "Gainesville Hair and Fashion" by a bunch of us non-gel wearing, non-cologne spraying normal folks.

And I hear ya about the farting when you squat thing Sheriff. Just make sure the fart doesn't turn into a shart. That would be pretty embarrassing!!

And another thing- is it a requirement to walk around buck naked in the locker room when you're over 60?? What kills me is they are totally nude, with their towel OVER THEIR SHOULDER!! Hello?? How hard is it to tie that damn thing around your waist? You think anyone wants to see your old, shriveled package?? Gross...