Picking up chicks at the gym.

Most women I see at the gym don't really look like they are interested in talking to anyone. Most people have headphones and are doing their own thing, not exactly meet market territory, at least where I go.

Yeah thats pretty much how it is at every gym Ive ever been too. And I must admit to having a extremely hot, beautiful and fit wife. She is one dedicated woman when it comes to the gym. there by 6:00am 6 days a week, and has a fit on the rare occasion she forgets her ipod! If your gonna score any booty from the gym its likely to be one of two ways, (a) she wants a piece of you, (b) it happens when your not trying, like after you get a real girlfriend who you really, really like, then you go to the gym and 2-3 girls will be wanting to hook up with you.:doh:

Yeah thats pretty much how it is at every gym Ive ever been too. And I must admit to having a extremely hot, beautiful and fit wife. She is one dedicated woman when it comes to the gym. there by 6:00am 6 days a week, and has a fit on the rare occasion she forgets her ipod! If your gonna score any booty from the gym its likely to be one of two ways, (a) she wants a piece of you, (b) it happens when your not trying, like after you get a real girlfriend who you really, really like, then you go to the gym and 2-3 girls will be wanting to hook up with you.:doh:

Holy crap. Been EXACTLY there. Well, not quite exactly, my girlfriend and I haven't tied the knot yet, but that's funny. Never got hit on in my life at the gym until I was in a committed relationship. I think we emit some scent that only women can smell as soon as we are off the market. And my girlfriend is a personal trainer, so sometimes I have to beat guys away like a flyswatter.

Yeah, its sick, twisted, cruel world we live in. Its like, what did I do to deserve this?!! lol

Just tell her you admire her "flactoids", cause that's the "toid" you're workin on.


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Same here. We have a gym in the building where I work, and most of the chicks have on iPods or they're plugged into the treadmill headphone thingy.

seeing that i am a fat ass i never go to the gym but usually when i talk to a girl i go in with the assumption that i am already going to get shot down so i just be my funny self cause people say i am funny and one more thing

fat people know how to flirt

Has anyone ever successfully picked up a chick at the gym before? If so, what was your technique?


Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout.

Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.

I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"

ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA!

Once you establish a good grip make sure your feet are shoulder width apart. Always bend with your knees and keep your back straight. If she resists, that's a good thing because you'll get a better workout.

Remember, when picking up a chick fails you can always fall back on the trusted Jerk & Clean technique.

HOW TO LITERALY PICK UP A CHICK, Niiiiiicccceeeee.

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I take it you're not a fan of Brian Regan.

I have noticed that if you mind your business and don't even look at them or talk to them, they start flocking to you after a little while. Sucks for me though because I have to tell them I'm married. Then I get the "oooohhhh your married?"

ALL OF YOU YOUNG MEN OUT THERE DONT GET MARRIED UNTIL YOU NEED VIAGRA!

my boss asked me to cash his check. I went to the same bank, where earlier I cashed my own check... I just snagged his ID and I was nervous about trying to pop his check...

anyway the girl kept grilling me about how old I was and where I was from... I got nervous and went off on her... thinking I was going to get into trouble for defrauding a bank or something....

she cashed the check...


turns out she was flirting... I mentioned I was married and she said, "oh, well you don't have a ring on..."

I felt like a total ass.... I won't go back that bank again...