Malcolm's Childhood Arch-Nemesis Trying Out for Skins!

Heres another douchebag:
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tmc, do i detect a hint of jealousy?

No, the only jealousy I have is that he gets to meet all of our awesome draft picks prior to being cut.

And also, I bang a girl MY OWN AGE. ALSO, I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.

No, the only jealousy I have is that he gets to meet all of our awesome draft picks prior to being cut.

And also, I bang a girl MY OWN AGE. ALSO, I've never lost to him in anything throughout probably a decade of playing against him in all sports, not just football. Baseball, I struck him out every at bat and made him throw his bat, breaking his teammates face. Basketball, we destroyed his team by at least forty points. Football, again, destroyed his team by about forty points. When I was in higher league baseball, we rocked him as a pitcher for seventeen runs in one inning and his team forfeited since he was their best pitcher.

The reason I hate him is because I've never met someone more cocky or conceited than him.When was the last time you looked in a mirror?

AH! Bastard!

How can he try out for the Skins? Doesn't he have to go into the military? And yes, he looks like a real piece of work.

No VMI is not a REAL military school. I don't know him, but now I hate him too ... Maybe LaRon Landry can put him out of his misery. If he wears that #10 necklace I can't imagine he makes it out of camp.

No VMI is not a REAL military school. I don't know him, but now I hate him too ... Maybe LaRon Landry can put him out of his misery. If he wears that #10 necklace I can't imagine he makes it out of camp.

You would get stabbed for saying that here. LOL

They are quite proud of their tradition and make sure that all us "civilians" know as much when they're drunk on Friday and Saturday nights.

You would get stabbed for saying that here. LOL

They are quite proud of their tradition and make sure that all us "civilians" know as much when they're drunk on Friday and Saturday nights.

Hmmmm ... then I guess I should not get into my opinions on Stonewall Jackson then eh?

Let's be careful with some of the statements being tossed around here.

Let's be careful with some of the statements being tossed around here.

Yes, let's not digress from the original douchebag.

This is an 81 Honda, how DARE YOU!!!

brilliant.