F... the creepy people at work

hahahahaha

watch this it will explain everything:
YouTube - Dane Cook - Creepy Guy At Work (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_CwEXc9ymAY)
lol... that was a great link

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Haha. I was thinking the same thing!!!

I'm assuming he was old. What is it about old people that causes them to drop numerous deuces throughout the day. Not only that, they seem to have NO problem going with anyone in the bathroom. If it's me, I HAVE to have privacy. I guess it's a generational thing. I walk in and hear our technician grunting like he's giving birth.

Then you can't use the bathroom for a MINIMUM of two hours.

The guy looked about 30ish, but I guess he was in his 40s which made him even more weird. He lived alone with 2 cats, and he took a bus to work (I don't work in a major city with a lot of mass transit)... yes the weird factor continues to rise.

That sounds strikingly similar to the guy who devastates OUR bathroom. He LOVES trains, figure skating and is the most liberal conservative I've ever heard. He's SUPER racist, but also is ridiculously liberal.

Wears suspenders every day. Crazy dude.

Racist and liberal?

What a mess of a contradiction LOL

I know! Conversations with him are hilarious, yet never-ending. He's always going off on races and then he's like, "Man, I hate Bush."

Never been married either. He stares at me and my co-workers wives like they are pieces of meat. If you get him talking about younger women, you get TOTALLY freaked out.

We have an intern that works here. Strange kid. Our office is business casual most of the week. Everyday this kid wears the same black suit and he usually has all the buttons fastened. He never removes his jacket and he never speaks to anyone. He's never done anything particulary strange, but there is something a little odd about him.

So one day we're on the elevator and I said something really funny to someone else, and so I turn to the kid thinking at least he's going to crack a laugh, giggle, smile...nothing! Just a blank stare.

I swear we got off the elevator like we just left a funeral. I haven't cracked a joke since.

Wow. On a totally serious note, these are the people I try to make friends with just like was mentioned in the Dane Cook video. After the Tech thing, you never know who is going to go nuts one day.

Both my current job and my old job had/have this big, shaved head white guys who keep to themselves and very unfriendly. I get the sense that they hate my guts when I'm around them. Very creepy. If dude that currently works at my office loses a nut, I'm probably going to be on is off list.

Both my current job and my old job had/have this big, shaved head white guys who keep to themselves and very unfriendly. I get the sense that they hate my guts when I'm around them. Very creepy. If dude that currently works at my office loses a nut, I'm probably going to be on is off list.

I bet he's drawing a line through your name as we speak.