50 new sex positions!

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jsarno
06-13-2007, 11:27 PM
The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!

KLHJ2
06-13-2007, 11:32 PM
I prefer the levitating ceiling fan, complete with stirrups.

hooskins
06-14-2007, 12:02 AM
The best one is the "inconsiderate driver". LOL!

The Tony Romo is funny for the pure hatred of the man!

haha I know its messed up.

Monkeydad
06-14-2007, 11:15 AM
Here is one of my favorites, and it is relevant to this site.
The Tony Romo
Have your girl leap across the room into your arms and then carelessly let her slip and smash her head on the coffee table. Then pick her up, take a shit all over the floor, and drop her head first onto the carpet while you flail around like a complete pussy. Then go fuck an entire city.

Bonus points if you have the nerve to attend the Pro Bowl afterwards.

They forgot...cry afterwards.

TheMalcolmConnection
06-14-2007, 11:19 AM
These made me laugh quite heartily.

BDBohnzie
06-14-2007, 01:32 PM
hilarious. simply hilarious. and I'd imagine, if we could upload our own avatars here, that several of the position signs would pop up all over the boards.

MonkFan4Life
06-14-2007, 03:44 PM
http://thephatphree.com/_photos/50sex/sex0007.jpg
The Molotov Cocktail
Blow your goo in a jar and then throw it at someone. (This could be anyone you want- even someone famous.)

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HAI am so bent right5 now i JUST left Fridays drinking Southeast Dirty Waters and a Shot of Patron to end the day and I am COOKED ! ! This is the funniest stuff i have seen in a min !!! HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA ]

HAIL TO THE REDSKINS !!!!!! SUPER BOWL BABY !!!!!! WHOOOOOO !!!!!!

FRPLG
06-14-2007, 04:29 PM
The Romo did make me spit.

EternalEnigma21
06-14-2007, 08:55 PM
yah that was great....

jsarno
06-14-2007, 09:57 PM
change lanes without signaling...I'm still laughing at that...CLASSIC.

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