Chunky Soup Commercial

Ok, participate in this only if you want to have a little fun. Don't participate in this if you can't get past the fact, and want to keep writing about, why NFL Analysts don't have the Redskins rated #1 yet.

Let's get your idea of the next Chunky Soup Commercial involving NFL Players.

Here is mine:

I'd like to see McNabb and his Mom dancing around gleefully and frolicking about with Campbell's Chunk Soup in hand, when suddenly a rocket spiral knocks Mrs. McNabb out of her shoes. Jason Campbell enters the picture and punks McNabb for his bowl of soup and says "sorry D, this is Campbell's Chunky Soup", and then he walks away tossing the football to himself whistling Hail to the Redskins.

That would rule!! Maybe for the '08 season, after we kick ass this year.

How about a close-up shot of Chris Henry, Pacman Jones, and Tank Johnson all eating Chunky's soup together. Then, as the camera zooms out, they are all wearing prison jumpsuits, sitting in a prison cafeteria. :biggthump

CP comes in with a pitbull and sicks it on Mcnabb and mama portis beats up mama mcnabb.

That would be wrong though.

CP comes in with a pitbull and sicks it on Mcnabb and mama portis beats up mama mcnabb.

That would be wrong though.

Where does Michael Vick come in?

Where does Michael Vick come in?

As the pitbull is attacking, CP says "The Dog is Vick's property, that Campbell soup is mine - ain't nothing wrong with that!"

As the pitbull is attacking, CP says "The Dog is Vick's property, that Campbell soup is mine - ain't nothing wrong with that!"

Broadening the thread a bit: how about a Vick's Rabies Rub commercial?

Broadening the thread a bit: how about a Vick's Rabies Rub commercial?

HAHA...that's good!!

Eli Manning is sitting on a bench on the sideline when all of a sudden Portis sneaks up behind him and dumps a scolding hot bowl of Campbells soup on his head. Eli shrieks like a little girl and says, "Clinton, owwwww, what makes you think you can just dump a scolding hot bowl of Campbells soup on my head?" Portis replies, "Well, huntin is legal." And then goes back in the game and runs 50 yards for a TD.

As the pitbull is attacking, CP says "The Dog is Vick's property, that Campbell soup is mine - ain't nothing wrong with that!"
nice. Then Vick rises in front of the camara with his herpes which are reaching their peak and flicks off the camara.