I got mugged

Yeah so monkeys are crazy in India. They are everywhere, streets, rooftops, etc. The monkeys jacked my veggies. There are fruit and vegetable dealers that come by your neighborhood trying to sell you stuff. So I bought a couple for the house we were staying at, and right before I entered the door a monkey jumped in front of me and grabbed all the shit from my hands and ran.

It was scary as hell.

Hoo, you gotta' step up with the Monkey stuff. You can't afford to get that rep in the marsupial community!
It goes like this:
"You gotta' ask yourself........monkey...do you feel lucky today? Well, do ya'..........monkey????"
Then CAP his monkey ass!!! The rest of them will fall in line

Damn, sorry to hear about that Hooskins, and glad to hear your ok.


I went to school in NE D.C. for a year, and yeah... rule number one is never walk alone at night. A buddy of mine got pistol whipped literally less than a quarter mile from the dorms. He was alone, and it was 2:00am and he was drunk as well.

Pretty much every crime report they would post up on the walls dealt with people, alone, and at night.

I know one thing is for sure, you'll never be walking alone again on that route.

I'm glad your are okay, hoo. A friend of mine was robbed at gunpoint here in Denver at a gas station. You always got to be on your toes.

As far as retaliation, each situation is different, but if an unarmed person attacks me, I am going to fight as long and as hard as I can. I'm not a tough guy, it's just the principle. Once, a guy approached me and told me to give him my shirt (I have no idea why). He had no weapon, and he was just hoping that he would intimidate me. I couldn't never just do that. I would feel undignified. I told him if he wanted my shirt he'd have to take it. He didn't. Of course I wasn't drunk -- that changes everything. Drunk people are usually terrible fighters. Unless you have a weapon, or outnumber me, then I'm gonna do my best to kick your ass.

Yeah fellas, this isnt a joke. Last night around 130am by a parking garage. I was punched multiple times in the head/face, and I just threw all the cash I had and ran.

I am safe and fine, just bruises and stuff. Only real issue is that this happened right by my house(on campus) and that is scary as hell. I reported everything to the police, but I highly doubt they are gonna catch this guy. I guess just a reminder to all the people out there in college, or any age to be safe and always walk with multiple people late at night. Especially when drunk.

I just thank God I am alive to post this message here. At one point when I was being robbed I was fearful for my life.

this is going to sound a little bad, but first im sorry you got mugged, thats fucked up, and second i'm sure no one expects to get mugged so close to home, but dude you really need to pay attention to your surroundings all the fucking time, a maybe consider taking self defense classed and calling my best friend (Glock 9mm) and stay strapped, you could have lost your life behind a few bucks, which i know you already know, but its better to say you killed someone, than to hear you were killed behind some bullshit, trust me get some heat, and go to the range, crime is horrible and you need to always watch your back!!!!!!!

Glad to hear you're ok, hoos. You definitely made the right choice in avoiding further conflict.

Damn, sorry to hear about that Hooskins, and glad to hear your ok.


I went to school in NE D.C. for a year, and yeah... rule number one is never walk alone at night. A buddy of mine got pistol whipped literally less than a quarter mile from the dorms. He was alone, and it was 2:00am and he was drunk as well.

Pretty much every crime report they would post up on the walls dealt with people, alone, and at night.

I know one thing is for sure, you'll never be walking alone again on that route.

Which school in NE DC did you go to?

Catholic U?

I live in NE DC, so thats why I ask. lol

Which school in NE DC did you go to?

Catholic U?

I live in NE DC, so thats why I ask. lol

Yep, I went there for my freshman year (2004-2005)

baahhhh haha i laughed an laughed when i read the title.


lmao your ok right?

baahhhh haha i laughed an laughed when i read the title.


lmao your ok right?

Why would you laugh at the title?

because every body gets mugged sometime. i kno i have, dont know bout you tho.

yea but i am feelin pretty good