Fan is short for Fanatic!

Uh..........I don't think "What the F*ck" can even begin to scratch the surface of this one......Wow.

I grew up in texas and know how passionate Texas- OU rivalry is. I have seen OLD men and women get into heated arguement in a hotel when just passing each other by wearing opposing colors. I am a Texas Tech grad so I dont care.

But did he have to grad the nuts & twist???!!!!

Quite a few years ago I was at RFK watching the Panthers and Skins and this big dude wearing a Troy Aikman jersey was being obnoxious and highly intoxicated blocking people from even watching the game (which we won though it was a Dec. game and playoffs weren't a possibility). Midway through the third I'm in the bathroom and the loudmouth is screaming and bloody next to a urinal with the ripped Aikman jersey in the urinal. Dude deserved a beatdown coming to a game your team isn't even playing in and being an ass.
Still has his balls though.


Lavar was a funny guy when he was here.

You think his friends kind of like, freaked out.

At first they were all liquored up, and egging him on. You know "Go get that dirty Texas fan, we're ready to rumble!" kind of mentality.

Than the dude just rips the guys balls off.

Think about the awkward couple of minutes that ensued.

Like, "Steve... I mean, we were thinking a little beat down, maybe break a beer bottle over his head or something like that. But, uh, you ripped his balls off. Like, out of his body. That's not cool dude. How did you even think of doing that, like the original idea... how did you think to do that? Did you plan that out? Is this some sort of special move you've been saving up? Not cool at all, oh, and uh, you need to find a ride home."

Funny post!

Puts a entirely new meaning to the term "tea bag"

as a fan, i don't care what is said to me. but i have 2 rules, don't throw shit on me. and don't touch me. that's what makes eagle fans the worse in the world. there is no reason for any physicality over a football game

So if his balls would have actually gotten ripped completely off, would that mean he had to root for the Dallas Cowboys from now on?


Ba-Zing

as a fan, i don't care what is said to me. but i have 2 rules, don't throw shit on me. and don't touch me. that's what makes eagle fans the worse in the world. there is no reason for any physicality over a football game
I'm really not one to harass. I find no pleasure in just continually beating someone down, regardless of whom they're fans of. I'll heckle mildly, and then give it a rest.

In fact, regardless of your team, sexual preference, religious belief, or gender I'll still treat you like anyone else.

Someone asked me the other night if I was being a dick to them because they were gay.... I simply responded, "I'm not being a dick to you because your gay, I'm being a dick to you because your an asshole".

I will agree with you though Dmek, I've never experienced anything like Philli. They are, in general, the scum of the earth.

So if his balls would have actually gotten ripped completely off, would that mean he had to root for the Dallas Cowboys from now on?


Ba-Zing
:lol::dallas:

You think his friends kind of like, freaked out.

At first they were all liquored up, and egging him on. You know "Go get that dirty Texas fan, we're ready to rumble!" kind of mentality.

Than the dude just rips the guys balls off.

Think about the awkward couple of minutes that ensued.

Like, "Steve... I mean, we were thinking a little beat down, maybe break a beer bottle over his head or something like that. But, uh, you ripped his balls off. Like, out of his body. That's not cool dude. How did you even think of doing that, like the original idea... how did you think to do that? Did you plan that out? Is this some sort of special move you've been saving up? Not cool at all, oh, and uh, you need to find a ride home."

wow, this one had me rolling at work.... that wording reminds me of something family guy would do..... thanks for the post my sides needed a good laughing pain