If you could have one back.

LOL it feels like a Friday up in here doesn't it

0-0 game in my senior year, 3rd Quarter, I'm the QB. Our offensive line is doing a horrible job, I've been beat to a pulp, and our running game has no yardage. Thanks to the D, we are still in it. We come out in an I formation, 2 receivers, the split side receiver is a junior who never played much. The play call is a quick slant "check with me", basically meaning that we are going to quick throw, but I can change the route at the line.

The safeties creep up towards the line of scrimmage, and instead of taking the deep shot with the fade ball, I decide to play it safe and check to a quick hitch to the junior on the short side of the field. I step away from the line, put my hands on my hips, look to both sides and go under center and take the snap.

They came with an all out blitz, which we don't pickup at all, so I hang in there and throw the hitch.

Said receiver runs a slant. The ball arrives on time, but only the corner is there. Pick six.

I got pulled out of the game and we lost 6-0, missing the playoffs by a game for the third time in as many years.

LOL it feels like a Friday up in here doesn't it

Haha, yes it does. I think it was Portis's costume, he put us all in a good mood. And now the 'Skins will beat down the shitbirds and our weekend will be complete.

How pissed am I that I'll be on the road during the game? Answer... very pissed. Good thing I have TIVO, I'm going to refrain from all things radio and internet, and head right for the DVR when I get back to the house. You won't see me on the site till later that evening. I'll be the guy cheering four hours later than everyone else when the 'Skins smash the Birds into oblivion.

OK I'm changing the subject in a cool thread. Back on topic, if I could have one back, it would be scheduling this roadtrip!

I played free safety in a regional(MD,PA,VA) full contact football league a few years back. Our offense was terrible, but we had a coach who happened to be the defensive coordinator of the local state champion high school team, so our defense was pretty solid.

Anyway, we were playing a team from Virginia Beach that looked like an effing pro team. Late in the third quarter, they were up 3-0, and had the ball around midfield. They had been running a lot, so I was playing close to the line. The quarterback rolled to my side and was about to swing it to the tight end. I read the play perfectly and was parallel with the TE when the QB let the ball go. I was in perfect position for a pick six, with a lot of green in front of me, but I went for the killshot on the TE instead. I blasted the TE and broke up the play, but we ended up losing 3-0... :doh:

Basically my current wife had me so smitten that instead of moving into my starting position at TE for my high school in football, I decided to skip practice and be an all-around douche.

Needless to say, I was demoted to this scrub about four inches shorter than me with stone hands. At least I'm married to the woman and she pleasures me more than the football team ever did. Still though, I'd much rather have started as the only receiving threat our team had (which isn't saying a lot for me) than banging my future wife.

I hope to God she doesn't read this.

I would've applied myself better in college when I was younger. I was too busy chasin' skirts and didnt' show up to class as much as I should've. It took a little maturity on my part to finally see how important college was. I still like chasin' skirts though...lol!