saden1
11-20-2007, 01:26 PM
It's Saturday night and Superman is especially ready to party after a hard week of saving the world. So he throws on his cape and heads off to a party. Along the way, he passes Wonder Woman's penthouse suite. To his surprise, he sees through her open window that she is still at home, naked in her bed, lying on her back. Superman thinks to himself, "I'm faster than a speeding bullet. I can fly in there, have sex with her and be gone before she knows it." So in an instant, Superman flies in, does the deed, and flies back out. At this point, Wonder Woman sits up and says, "Did you hear something?" "No," replies the Invisible Man, "but my butt is killing me.
DynamiteRave
11-20-2007, 06:41 PM
White Question and Answers
What's white and fourteen inches long?
Absolutely nothing!
What do you call 500,000 white guys jumping out of a plane?
Snow.
What do you call a bunch of white guys in a circle?
A Dope Ring!
What do you call 300 white men chasing a black man?
The PGA tour.
Why do so many white people get lost skiing?
It's hard to find them in the snow.
How long does it take for a white women to take a crap?
9 months
What's the difference between a white man and a snake?
One is a evil, cold-blooded, venomous, slimy creature of Satan, and the other is a snake.
How many white men does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
One, white men will screw anything.
What's the flattest surface to iron your jeans on?
A white girl's ass!
What did the black guy do with his M&Ms?
Eat them
What did the white guy try and do with his?
Put them in alphabetical order
What did a white guy see when he looked at his family tree?
A straight line!
What do you call a white serial killer in the courtroom?
-Not guilty
What did the policeman say to the white reckless driver who ran over and killed 10 innocent people?
-Slow it down
I'm Black. Grew up around a lot of White people. I've heard a lot of racist jokes. Both on Blacks and Hispanics. Neither bother me because I know the people that are telling them never mean any harm and they always ask me prior to telling them if I'm comfortable with it. I've never heard ones on White people before so it's a change of pace. Either way, racially motivated jokes aren't the type to say around mixed company. Good jokes, buddy. Wrong place and time.
saden1
11-21-2007, 02:58 PM
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Beemnseven
11-21-2007, 07:39 PM
A guy is on his morning commute and his cellphone rings. Fumbling for the phone, he loses track of what's happening on the road and slams into the car in front of him.
Just as he realizes what kind of trouble he's in because he knows it's completely his fault, he can't help but chuckle as the driver of the car he hit jumps out and it's a dwarf.
The dwarf runs up to his car and tells him, "I am NOT happy."
The driver can't help himself and replies, "Well, which one of them are you?"
*****
Hope I didn't offend the midgets, ... oops, ... I mean little people with that one.
Sammy Baugh Fan
11-21-2007, 08:31 PM
A Pirate Skeleton walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a beer, and a mop."