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You really should get that tooth fixed. But hey, I'm not judging here.

I can't. All my money goes into booze, coke, and eight balls. And trying to bail my crack addicted husband out of prison. Blaaaaaake.

Well now that this thread is officially hijacked.

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Thanks for hijacking the thread, Rave.....and Rich!

LOL!!! I hadn't been on this thread for about an hour and just went through and read all of Rich and Rave's posts. HAHAHAHA... Funny stuff

OK... I am so old, I didn't know who Amy Winehouse was... I just googled images of her... she is skinny from what I saw.

And it is time Rave and I confess... we have been plotting hijacking a thread for about a month now... let's see what other places we can take this.

I say we go back to lap dances for touch downs..... what do you say Dynamite?

OK... I am so old, I didn't know who Amy Winehouse was... I just googled images of her... she is skinny from what I saw.

And it is time Rave and I confess... we have been plotting hijacking a thread for about a month now... let's see what other places we can take this.

I say we go back to lap dances for touch downs..... what do you say Dynamite?

There's no male strip clubs around here! Ugh and if they were I bet they are all sleezy with sticky floors. The one male strip club I know of is a gay one. There's no point in a male strip club where the guys are only into each other.

Besides, you have a wife! She can give you a lap dance. lol

We need to high jack this into bigger and better things: Where's the craziest place you made whoopee? :D

There's no male strip clubs around here! Ugh and if they were I bet they are all sleezy with sticky floors. The one male strip club I know of is a gay one. There's no point in a male strip club where the guys are only into each other.

Besides, you have a wife! She can give you a lap dance. lol
I am married... means as Chris Rock says... she has tenure, so all of that stuff stops.

We need to high jack this into bigger and better things: Where's the craziest place you made whoopee? :D
One time, at Band Camp... no... ok, how about a true one... on a bar stool in a crowded club... back in the day of course.

What about you?

One time, at Band Camp... no... ok, how about a true one... on a bar stool in a crowded club... back in the day of course.

What about you?

lol that's a pretty good one.

Movie Theater. During Batman Returns. I didn't really get into that movie anyway, so it was worth it. lol

Oops. Its not Returns cause I was only a kid when that came out. lol it was the last Batman movie. The one with Christian Bale? I can't remember the name of it so it was obvious, I wasn't paying attention during the movie anyway. lol

Found it! It's Batman Begins. lol THATs the movie. :D

lol that's a pretty good one.

Movie Theater. During Batman Returns. I didn't really get into that movie anyway, so it was worth it. lol

Oops. Its not Returns cause I was only a kid when that came out. lol it was the last Batman movie. The one with Christian Bale? I can't remember the name of it so it was obvious, I wasn't paying attention during the movie anyway. lol

Found it! It's Batman Begins. lol THATs the movie. :D

I have never done everything in the theater, but I received favors....

But of course, that was not my wife... my wife is a good girl.

Actually, we have to be careful, because there was a thread about the strangest place you did it....

How about we go with...mmmm........ weirdest date.

I have never done everything in the theater, but I received favors....

But of course, that was not my wife... my wife is a good girl.

Actually, we have to be careful, because there was a thread about the strangest place you did it....

How about we go with...mmmm........ weirdest date.

Weirdest date with a girl was.. I went out with her once (I'll make it known I swing both ways. Sigh yes, I'm one of THOSE girls. You know all those drunken nights.. But I digress). Anyway, to make a long story short, she was loud and obnoxious as shit but of course I was cordial and made like I was enjoying her company. And to make a long story short she let me down and said we just had a "friend-like" chemistry. I was like what? You're the loud and obnoxious bitch and you're letting me down? And yet when I asked her why she never gave me a direct answer and still to this day (cause we did stay friends), she'll tell me that she did give me an answer.

My weirdest date with a guy was. Well the date was actually really good. But a weird moment in it was when he said he needed to buy a soda because he had bad breath. I didn't really know how to respond to that. But he was such a sweet guy. I couldn't really fault him for that.

Weirdest date with a girl was.. I went out with her once (I'll make it known I swing both ways. Sigh yes, I'm one of THOSE girls. You know all those drunken nights.. But I digress). Anyway, to make a long story short, she was loud and obnoxious as shit but of course I was cordial and made like I was enjoying her company. And to make a long story short she let me down and said we just had a "friend-like" chemistry. I was like what? You're the loud and obnoxious bitch and you're letting me down? And yet when I asked her why she never gave me a direct answer and still to this day (cause we did stay friends), she'll tell me that she did give me an answer.

My weirdest date with a guy was. Well the date was actually really good. But a weird moment in it was when he said he needed to buy a soda because he had bad breath. I didn't really know how to respond to that. But he was such a sweet guy. I couldn't really fault him for that.

I will tell a more fun story...

I met a girl off the internet... within 5 minutes, I just knew nothing was going to happen... and I just didn't care... so I said, well, I am just not feelin it... but I always like bjs... damn if she didn't take me to my car and do that and then leave.