Resign The Ade Jimoh - Official Petition Thread

I vote yes for Ade. Vet minimum and a Santana Moss autographed jersey.

too funny!

where is the Ade these days? did he really get picked up by the bears?

Yeah he was signed, cut, signed, cut, signed by the Bears

It is great to see this wonderful support for THE ADE. SC brings up a good point, THE ADE would have won us the Super Bowl last year (I'm paraphrasing...).

For those wondering... THE ADE was signed by the Bears last year. They felt that he was the one, and only, threat to their return man, Devin Hester - and if you can't beat 'em, then secretely pay the Redskins shares of Six Flags stock to keep him from defusing your primary weapon.

By the way, don't let Mr. SmootSmack fool you, he is scared because he knows if the Redskins get THE ADE back, Smoot will obviously be cut and then he'll have to change his user name to a lengthy acronym that will carefully describe Smoot leaving the team, throwing a party with hookers on a boat, coming back to the team and then being cut. Something like: SLTTTAPWHOABCBTTTATBC.

It is great to see this wonderful support for THE ADE. SC brings up a good point, THE ADE would have won us the Super Bowl last year (I'm paraphrasing...).

For those wondering... THE ADE was signed by the Bears last year. They felt that he was the one, and only, threat to their return man, Devin Hester - and if you can't beat 'em, then secretely pay the Redskins shares of Six Flags stock to keep him from defusing your primary weapon.

By the way, don't let Mr. SmootSmack fool you, he is scared because he knows if the Redskins get THE ADE back, Smoot will obviously be cut and then he'll have to change his user name to a lengthy acronym that will carefully describe Smoot leaving the team, throwing a party with hookers on a boat, coming back to the team and then being cut. Something like: SLTTTAPWHOABCBTTTATBC.

That was funny, but Smoot wil not be let go of again. Not for a while anyway.

I've got sunshine
On a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside,
I've got the CB, ADE.

Well, I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way?
ADE. (Ade, Ade)
Talkin' 'bout Jimoh. (Ade)

It is great to see this wonderful support for THE ADE. SC brings up a good point, THE ADE would have won us the Super Bowl last year (I'm paraphrasing...).


No, you got it right. That is precisely what I meant.

Touchdown = beat Seattle = beat down of Dallas (and New York Giants loss at Green Bay in the snow) = Redskins defeat of very cold Brett Favre (put some more hand warmers in your ski mask Brett) = payback against New England and reaping the rewards from the football gods instead of that benefit going to the Giants. It's all pretty straight forward really.

wow some people are dense

Waaaay too much time on your hands...

I've got sunshine
On a cloudy day.
When it's cold outside,
I've got the CB, ADE.

Well, I guess you'll say
What can make me feel this way?
ADE. (Ade, Ade)
Talkin' 'bout Jimoh. (Ade)
got to love it, anytime there is a a temptations reference:)