Lynchings in Congo as penis theft panic hits capital

Oddly Enough | Africa - Reuters.com (http://africa.reuters.com/odd/news/usnL22903232.html)

Wow, not sure what to make of this one

I'm a victim

"But when you try to tell the victims that their penises are still there, they tell you that it's become tiny or that they've become impotent. To that I tell them, 'How do you know if you haven't gone home and tried it'," he said.

hilarious

Giving a whole new meaning to the term "well hung"

Wow. Is this for real? I seriously just laughed so hard I may have peed a little, if the black magic hadn't already gotten to my penis. lol

Dude, that is sooo Congo.

Oh mumshevah, oh mumshevah, oh mumshevah!

Indy, cover your penis!

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