Office worker goes INSANE!

I could never get away with doing something like that in my office. Too many folks walking around with tasers.

I could never get away with doing something like that in my office. Too many folks walking around with tasers.

And concealed weapons?

It's easy to say just tackle the guy. I think if I saw something like this happening I would be in total shock for a minute or two. I'm not sure what I would do.

It's easy to say just tackle the guy. I think if I saw something like this happening I would be in total shock for a minute or two. I'm not sure what I would do.

I tend to feel a visceral reaction when I see someone get hurt who was doing nothing wrong.

A couple months ago I'm playing cards with a group of friends. It started off as poker, but then turned into a good old game of Asshole. We're all tipsy of course, and the president says to this other guy that he's got to go get beers for the whole table. For whatever reason, this dude gets bent out of shape and just went after the president. Knocked his beer in his face, took a swing at him, whole nine yards. It was ridiculous. I felt this overwhelming rage come over me because the dude was acting like a total ass, attacking someone for no reason. So I Terry Tated his ass.

If someone started pounding their monitor with their keyboard, I'd stand back and watch because that's just plain hilarious. But as soon as I see someone pick up a monitor and chuck it on some poor lady, my douchebag alarm goes off and I'm kickin some ass.

And concealed weapons?

Yeah, my fists when I'm wearing gloves.

Are there really offices out there still using CRT monitors?

Yes mine!

I'm pretty sure half the people in that office were thinking, yes!! destroy this hellhole. Rebel against this dry boring office and do what the rest of us are afraid to do! We're with you in spirit brother!

And then of course when he throws the monitor at a lady that's where they start thinking it's about time to stop him, trying to hurt other people is where the line is crossed.

I tend to feel a visceral reaction when I see someone get hurt who was doing nothing wrong.

A couple months ago I'm playing cards with a group of friends. It started off as poker, but then turned into a good old game of Asshole. We're all tipsy of course, and the president says to this other guy that he's got to go get beers for the whole table. For whatever reason, this dude gets bent out of shape and just went after the president. Knocked his beer in his face, took a swing at him, whole nine yards. It was ridiculous. I felt this overwhelming rage come over me because the dude was acting like a total ass, attacking someone for no reason. So I Terry Tated his ass.

If someone started pounding their monitor with their keyboard, I'd stand back and watch because that's just plain hilarious. But as soon as I see someone pick up a monitor and chuck it on some poor lady, my douchebag alarm goes off and I'm kickin some ass.

You play poker with the President?

You play poker with the President?

Yeah, I Terry Tated his ass too, just for good measure.

I couldn't help but think that's probably what SBF would look like if someone criticized his BBQ.