question about getting outside food into fedex

You can sneak stuff in, but you won't be comfortable...

LOL...you're speaking from experience?

They don't do anal checks so you could sneake in a bottle or two that way.

Damn...beat me to it. LOL.

I don't know first hand about FedEx field, but I have snuck several items into stadiums over the years. I snuck a 4 foot wide beach ball (uninflated of course) in my pants into Fenway back in June. (turned out to be one of only 2 beach balls in the bleachers that day...very disappointing!)

I once snuck an entire bottle of Jack Daniels into fenway as well...use a "poofier" jacket and hold it against your side...but as someone said...looking casual is the way to go. Not only did I get drunk, I got several around me drunk too. HAHA

You can also buy gag gifts like camera's that aren't really cameras...they hold liquor. (or water...depending on preference)

Growing up, my Dad and his buddies took me to several Terps football games when my grandparents had season tickets. We'd tailgate with them, and then hit our seats (which were usually at the bottom of the horseshoe, about half way up...) When it was his turn, my dad was able to sneak in a pint of JD, telling the guy that frisked him that it was his sunglasses case. The last 2 or 3 Terps games I went to, they didn't frisk anyone, which prompted me to try the same thing the last time I went...with no problems. Diet Coke tastes so much better with a little Captain in it.

ArtMonkDrillz beat you all to it.

That usually depends on how much weed you smoke in the parking lot.

Good point!
One needs to account for all the variables.

I am a veteran of many concerts at the old Capital Center in Maryland. I recommend the Following:
Wear a big coat
Put two or three beers in the outer pockets
Proceed through security
Allow them to find and confiscate the beer
THIS will ease them into believing they have "caught you", and thus allowing you to smuggle in the 2 flasks (of your favorite drinkable) you have taped to each calf!

.....Repeat as necessary

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ArtMonkDrillz beat you all to it.Thank you! I guess subtlety is lost on some people.

AMD - you forgot to make the word subtlety bold and font size 7 so we'd all pick up on it...

Here's an exclusive pic of Hog1 sneaking past security:

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Actually, my nickname is "Huggy" Hog1