You know you're a redneck when...

Does thinking about sleeping with your cousin make you a redneck, or do you actually have to go through with it?

Does thinking about sleeping with your cousin make you a redneck, or do you actually have to go through with it?

I think it depends, 1) Is she crazy hot? 2) Is it a passing thought or are you contemplating it for some time.

I mean, if my cousin looked like Megan Fox, the appropriate question might be "are you a homosexual if you haven't thought about it." Regardless of the hotness factor, and IMHO, however, if the thought is not promptly dismissed, you may be a redneck...

i would sleep with her, and see if you had an overwhelming desire to count your teeth, or binge drink budweiser.

I think it depends, 1) Is she crazy hot? 2) Is it a passing thought or are you contemplating it for some time.

I mean, if my cousin looked like Megan Fox, the appropriate question might be "are you a homosexual if you haven't thought about it." Regardless of the hotness factor, and IMHO, however, if the thought is not promptly dismissed, you may be a redneck...

She's alright looking. She's just a stuck up b that thinks her stuff doesn't stink. The thought of giving her a pearl necklace just seems like justice. The thought has come up from time to time but it's nothing that I dwell on. Besides, she's my second cousin so it should be cool right?

She's alright looking. She's just a stuck up b that thinks her stuff doesn't stink. The thought of giving her a pearl necklace just seems like justice. The thought has come up from time to time but it's nothing that I dwell on. Besides, she's my second cousin so it should be cool right?

Well, if it's your second cousin, it's legal in most states. However, just b/c it's legal, does that make it rednethical???

Sometimes I am too too clever.

Well, if it's your second cousin, it's legal in most states. However, just b/c it's legal, does that make it rednethical???

Sometimes I am too too clever.
is this a word? hahahaha

Of course it is! Something may be generally considered unethical but in the world of trailer trash be perfectly "rednethical"

For example: As to the subject of this the original post, while most of us would consider it immoral/improper to pop a six pack in a funeral. Clearly, however, in some parts of the country it is perfectly rednethical.

As to the cousin question, you and I would consider first cousins out of bounds. However, in many parts of the country it is perfectly rednethical.

Sleeping with your cousin used to be permissible and even encouraged in the past but that's because they didn't fully understand the hazards of inbreeding. Also, in many societies people still marry their cousins.

We live in a free country, if you want to tap your cousin handle your business dog...just don't marry her and make babies.

I just got off the phone with Jerry Lee Lewis. He said that it's alright for me to tap my second cousin but it might hurt my music career.

Since when is it unethical to drink at funerals? Am I missing something here? I've got it mandated in my will along with a bag pipe rendition of Hank Williams JR's "Women I've Never Had".